Should musicians play their biggest hits when they’re doing a concert? Because some don’t. (Source: Las Vegas Review-Journal)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Zoom Zoom
Someone wrapped a McLaren around a pole the day after buying it, which is why you don’t want one of those in the first place unless you live on a race track. (Source: Washington Post)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Biological Warfare
Whole lotta poop stories in the news. Too many, if you ask me. (Sources: Florida Today; WBBH-TV/Fort Myers; Global News; KATU-TV/Portland; WBTV/Charlotte; Global News again; KMGH-TV/Denver)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Put It In Ink
People are tattooing their Do Not Resuscitate directives on their bodies. That might not be a good idea. (Source: KYW/Philadelphia)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Nut Joke Jubilee
A study claims that eating nuts increases sperm quality. Just so you know. (Source: BBC)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Keep It Out Front, I’ll Be Right Back
Collateral damage from Uber and Lyft: Valet parkers are watching business plummet. (Source: Los Angeles Times)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Windsor? Not
A study says that wearing neckties reduces blood flow to the brain. I KNEW IT! (Source: New York Post)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Taking Off
A lot of companies have given up making people work full days on Summer Fridays. (Source: Minneapolis Star Tribune)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Happy Birthday To Me
It’s my birthday. Um, whoopee, I guess.
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Go Fourth
Independence Day stuff.