It’s a book you know and it’s a top graduation gift. It’s become a cliché. (Source: Washington Post)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Working Vacation
Rich folks are arranging exotic classes and activities for their kids when they all go off to vacation at some European villa. Did anybody ask the kids what THEY want to do on vacation? (Source: New York Times)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: A Non-Venti Vacation
Have you tried “coffee naps” yet? They’re a thing. (Source: Washington Post)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Sign-Off Music
The BBC did a random survey of the most popular songs at funerals worldwide. Not too many surprises. You people need to be more creative. (Source: BBC)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Day Off
A (very) few words on how holidays aren’t what they used to be.
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniosis And You
With the National Spelling Bee coming up, let’s look at the hardest English language words to spell. You won’t even realize they’re English words. (Source: CNN)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: The Ultimate SUV
A Florida amusement park lets you drive tanks. You want to drive a tank. I know you do. (Source: WTVT/Tampa)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: The Unreal Thing
New Coke is back for a publicity stunt. Was it really that bad? (Source: CNN)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Too Rich For Your Taste
A restaurant accidentally served a customer a really, really expensive wine instead of the just really expensive wine they’d ordered. Like you could tell the difference. (Source: CNN)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Requiem For The Produce Section
A grocery’s closing draws mourners, despite there being another grocery — same chain — across the street. This is truly the dumbest timeline. (Source: WJBK-TV/Detroit)