There’s always someone getting in trouble for their Halloween costumes. Good judgement is sometimes in short supply. (Source: Sacramento Bee)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Let’s Make A Mess
The night before Halloween is the traditional day for mindless vandalism. It’s not what it used to be. That’s an improvement.
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Your Best Traveling Companion
A writer’s phone died at the very beginning of an overseas trip, and he struggled to make it through 10 days without it. I admit I couldn’t do that. Good thing you don’t have to. (Source: New York Times)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: You Can’t Have Egg Bacon Spam and Sausage Without the Spam
So many people are stealing cases of Spam that stores in Hawaii are keeping the stuff under lock and key. There’s no accounting for taste. (Source: Minneapolis Star Tribune)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Your Heart’s Not In It
Exercise was good for you, until a study said that it’s bad for you. And then it was good again. As always, they can’t make up their minds. (Source: New York Times)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Think Of It As An Obstacle Course
A study claims that there’s a new threat to athletic performance: podcasts. Podcasts? (Source: Daily Telegraph; San Francisco Chronicle)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Death Be Not Icky
Burial and cremation not quite what you had in mind? Shuffle off this mortal coil the environmentally sensitive way: being turned into a puddle of brown goo. (Source: New York Times)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Taco Diablo
A truck crash was caused by a taco. Yes, it was. Which brings up my rules for eating behind the wheel, which you should not, but if you do, there are rules, trust me. (Source: KOMO-TV/Seattle
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The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Biggest Zit Ever
Oh, nothing, just a supervolcano under Yellowstone that might be ready to erupt and plunge us into a volcanic winter. No big deal. (Sources: USA Today; New York Times)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Location, Location, Location
Trying to sell your house is tough enough. Having a neighbor fly a Confederate flag makes it tougher. (Source: WRC-TV/Washington)