If everyone else is gonna rank Halloween candy, I might as well.
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Commuting Sentence
London commuters are passing out on the subway, mostly at a specific time. That’s not good, is it? (Source: BBC)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Moving Candy Day
Change Halloween to a Saturday? That’s what some people in the “Halloween Industry” want. (Source: Washington Post)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Shiver And Puke
The marketing hook for one new show is that people vomit when they watch it. Sounds great! (Source: CTV News)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Nowhere, Fast
We went to a place known for not having cell phone reception last weekend. It was great. Also scary.
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Working Until You Can’t
A 97-year-old farmer is still working 10-hour days. He says that’s how he likes it. (Source: CTV News)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: The $1.6 Billion Jackpot Wad
The $1.6 billion Mega Millions lottery raises questions, and, unfortunately, they’re the same questions that ALWAYS arise from big lottery jackpots.
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Should Be Obvious, But It’s Snot
Experts weigh in on what to do when your nose is stuffed. There are three choices. You can pick one. (rimshot) (Source: The Guardian)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Keeping An Eye On Junior
A school system warns parents to snoop on their kids in light of a budding sexting scandal. (Source: NJ Advance Media/NJ.com)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: And You Are….?
Some talk about forgetting people’s names, which I’ve been doing a LOT lately. (Source: The Guardian)