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    <title>MOM, AGAIN</title>
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    <published>2012-05-14T04:12:35Z</published>
    <updated>2012-05-14T04:17:30Z</updated>

    <summary>My mother has been gone since 1994. I miss her still. On Saturday, we walked once again in the Revlon Run/Walk for Women 2012, and it raised money for cancer research; We walk to honor Fran&apos;s survival, and our friends...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>My mother has been gone since 1994.  I miss her still.</p>

<p>On Saturday, we walked once again in the Revlon Run/Walk for Women 2012, and it raised money for cancer research; We walk to honor Fran's survival, and our friends and family who have fought the disease, but also to honor Phyllis Simon, who we've missed for 17 Mother's Days now.  This 10 seconds of drumming is from the band that greets walkers and runners at the end of the walk every year:</p>

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<p>Happy Mother's Day, Mom.</p>]]>
        
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    <title>MR. MET&apos;S ILLEGITIMATE BROTHER</title>
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    <published>2012-05-06T01:52:50Z</published>
    <updated>2012-05-06T01:55:48Z</updated>

    <summary>Just one question. What the hell is that thing in the upper left corner of this screen shot from a recent Phillies-Braves telecast from Turner Field?: It&apos;s &quot;Homer,&quot; I believe, the mascot the Braves put in because anything connected to...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Just one question.  What the hell is that thing in the upper left corner of this screen shot from a recent Phillies-Braves telecast from Turner Field?:</p>

<p><img src="/images/bravesmascot.jpg"></p>

<p>It's "Homer," I believe, the mascot the Braves put in because anything connected to the name "Braves" would be, you know, a little racist.  Not that it stops them from chopping.  But that baseball-head HAS to be the stuff of nightmares for little kids all across the South.  Geez, he's disturbing.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>THE NEWSWATCH NEVER STOPS</title>
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    <published>2012-05-05T02:58:49Z</published>
    <updated>2012-05-05T03:03:27Z</updated>

    <summary>While I have a second, there&apos;s this, found in David Gleason&apos;s invaluable Broadcasting Magazine archive: That&apos;s how WINS in New York addressed ad agency questions about its about-to-debut all-News format. It&apos;s not like WINS was the first all-News station; Gordon...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>While I have a second, there's this, found in David Gleason's invaluable <a href="http://www.americanradiohistory.com/Broadcasting_Individual_Issues_Guide.htm" target="_blank">Broadcasting Magazine archive</a>:</p>

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<p>That's how WINS in New York addressed ad agency questions about its about-to-debut all-News format.  It's not like WINS was the first all-News station; Gordon MacLendon had gotten there first, at XETRA in Tijuana and at WNUS in Chicago -- but it was the first in New York and far more ambitious than MacLendon could afford.  People really had nothing to go on, no idea what it would sound like, or whether, as the last question asks, they'd run out of news.  47 years later, they haven't run out.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>81</title>
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    <published>2012-04-26T00:51:01Z</published>
    <updated>2012-04-26T00:54:23Z</updated>

    <summary>My Dad would have been 81 today. Had it not been for a horrible disease that wasn&apos;t the result of anything he did himself, he would have been, I have no doubt, in great shape, playing tennis every day under...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>My Dad would have been 81 today.  Had it not been for a horrible disease that wasn't the result of anything he did himself, he would have been, I have no doubt, in great shape, playing tennis every day under the Florida sun, calling me nightly to talk basketball, loving life.  But that wasn't to be, and it's been almost eight years since he's been gone.  I still miss him something fierce.</p>

<p>He always loved Sinatra, so, Dad, here's one I know was a favorite.  Happy birthday:</p>

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<entry>
    <title>SOME SELF-CRITICISM AFTER WATCHING MYSELF ON VIDEO</title>
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    <published>2012-04-18T03:38:02Z</published>
    <updated>2012-04-18T03:40:44Z</updated>

    <summary>1. Lean forward and move your left arm forward or you&apos;ll look fat. 2. Lose weight or you&apos;ll look fat. 3. Invest in a comb, why don&apos;t you. 4. Maybe you should wear your glasses on camera, because the squinting...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>1. Lean forward and move your left arm forward or you'll look fat.</p>

<p>2. Lose weight or you'll look fat.</p>

<p>3. Invest in a comb, why don't you.</p>

<p>4. Maybe you should wear your glasses on camera, because the squinting makes you look like a fish.</p>

<p>5. Nice voice, Kermit.</p>

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    <title>ZOU BISOU BISOU TO YOU, TOO</title>
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    <published>2012-03-26T03:29:28Z</published>
    <updated>2012-03-26T03:31:43Z</updated>

    <summary>For those of you who watched Megan serenade Don on &quot;Mad Men&quot; tonight, here&apos;s the original by Gillian Hills: &quot;Zou Bisou Bisou,&quot; by the way, not &quot;Zooby Zooby Zoo.&quot; Very French-like....</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>For those of you who watched Megan serenade Don on "Mad Men" tonight, here's the original by Gillian Hills:</p>

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<p>"Zou Bisou Bisou," by the way, not "Zooby Zooby Zoo."  Very French-like.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>HERE I AM AGAIN</title>
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    <published>2012-03-18T21:13:17Z</published>
    <updated>2012-03-18T21:24:21Z</updated>

    <summary> It&apos;s been an interesting few months. I&apos;ve been a little -- no, a LOT busy with my day jobs. Both All Access and Nerdist are going extremely well, but my responsibilities for both have left practically no time to...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><img src="/images/wnbc1966jackdavis.jpg"></p>

<p>It's been an interesting few months.</p>

<p>I've been a little -- no, a LOT busy with my day jobs.  Both All Access and Nerdist are going extremely well, but my responsibilities for both have left practically no time to do anything here.  Hence, the silence.  And then, unbeknownst to me because I never got a notice and I don't remember everything, this domain briefly expired.  But when I discovered that, I took care of it.  And now, we're back.</p>

<p>So, let's throw up a little thing I found in the interim, circa 1966, ad artwork from the legendary Jack Davis with the lineup of proto-talk station WNBC New York, featuring Brad Crandall, Big Wilson, Bill Mazer, Edith Walton, and Mimi Benzell.  That was a different kind of talk radio, to be sure.  I remember listening to Crandall, Wilson, and Mazer; only Mazer's still with us, at 92 years old, having been on radio and TV in New York forever and giving us "Sports Extra," which for sports fans in the New York area in the 1970s was must-watch TV every Sunday night in the pre-ESPN era.</p>

<p>Okay, see?  Back.  I won't be posting every day like the old days, but I WILL be posting.  An eight-year habit's hard to break.  In the meantime, there's also <a href="http://www.twitter.com" target="_blank">Twitter</a>,  <a href="http://www.allaccess.com/talktopics" target="_blank">All Access</a>, and  <a href="http://www.nerdist.com" target="_blank">Nerdist</a>, too.</p>]]>
        
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    <title>NO, THEY DON&apos;T GROW ON TREES. THEY GROW FROM LITTLE PLANTS</title>
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    <published>2011-12-12T01:57:40Z</published>
    <updated>2011-12-12T02:00:14Z</updated>

    <summary>While I was running today, I saw something odd out of the corner of my eye. I stopped, turned around, and saw this: I had no idea fishing poles grew like that, complete with lure. You learn something new every...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>While I was running today, I saw something odd out of the corner of my eye.  I stopped, turned around, and saw this:</p>

<p><img src="/images/fishingpoleplant.jpg"></p>

<p>I had no idea fishing poles grew like that, complete with lure.  You learn something new every day.</p>]]>
        
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    <title>HO HO HORCHATA</title>
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    <published>2011-12-11T02:58:12Z</published>
    <updated>2011-12-11T03:00:54Z</updated>

    <summary>We were having lunch at a Mexican fast food joint when this happened: I&apos;m not big on carolers in general, and carolers in costume less so. It&apos;s just a little twee for my taste. The crowd was polite, but most...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>We were having lunch at a Mexican fast food joint when this happened:</p>

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<p>I'm not big on carolers in general, and carolers in costume less so.  It's just a little twee for my taste.  The crowd was polite, but most folks just kept eating and chatting.  It's hard to get a place where it's 68 degrees and sunny in December to feel like Christmas, and harder still when it's in a La Salsa.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>REMEMBER ME?</title>
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    <published>2011-12-08T02:14:57Z</published>
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    <summary>I&apos;m sitting at the counter of a Ruby&apos;s waiting for a burger and trying to decompress. This is my annual Hell Week, wherein I do the work of a dozen people while doing my other job, which included a particularly...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I'm sitting at the counter of a Ruby's waiting for a burger and trying to decompress. This is my annual Hell Week, wherein I do the work of a dozen people while doing my other job, which included a particularly busy stretch today involving... Well, that's not important.  What IS important is that this is how life is going at the moment- tons of work and no time to relax.  This, at the counter of a burger joint, is my down time.</p>

<p>But I'm not complaining.  In fact, this is a great time.  Work is- dare I say it- fun.  I get to write about interesting things for supportive people. I'm very lucky.  And grateful.</p>

<p>But it hasn't left a lot of time for pmsimon.com.  I remain, however, hopeful that I can get back to it more often soon.  After all, here I am, typing with one hand and maneuvering a Cherry Coke with the other.  It CAN be done </p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>ANOTHER ONE FOR THE SELF ESTEEM MOVEMENT</title>
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    <published>2011-11-23T04:06:36Z</published>
    <updated>2011-11-23T04:08:16Z</updated>

    <summary>Noted on a car parked on our street the other day: I&apos;ll bet he or she is indeed special....</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Noted on a car parked on our street the other day:</p>

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<p>I'll bet he or she is indeed special.</p>]]>
        
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    <title>CAR TROUBLE</title>
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    <published>2011-11-17T03:08:09Z</published>
    <updated>2011-11-17T03:22:39Z</updated>

    <summary>Well, that happened. What happened was this: Yesterday, the car suddenly lost power, then regained it, while I was driving. I made it home, checked the battery, and saw that it was close to totally discharged. I charged it up...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Well, that happened.</p>

<p>What happened was this: Yesterday, the car suddenly lost power, then regained it, while I was driving.  I made it home, checked the battery, and saw that it was close to totally discharged.  I charged it up with my handy heavy-duty charger, but while the voltage showed it was charged up, the meter also showed that the engine was not charging the battery anymore.  Ah, well, alternator replacement time.  With the number of miles I have on the car, it was bound to happen.  So I made an appointment for today.</p>

<p>And then I realized, you know, I'm  about 20,000 miles past the replacement time for the timing belt.  I can't be taking that chance, not with CES and a drive across the desert on tap soon.  That costs a lot.  But so does replacing your entire engine.</p>

<p>So I was looking at a lot of money for repairs, but it had to be done.  And early this morning, battery charged, I hit the road for the long drive to the mechanic.</p>

<p>Of COURSE I didn't make it.  What do you expect?</p>

<p>I ALMOST made it.  It was only as I approached the crest of Western Avenue near PV Drive North that I noticed the voltage meter in the cigarette lighter was dropping rapidly.  I swung up PV Drive as it turned into Vermont, and I got all the way to Vermont at PCH, in front of Kaiser Permanente Hospital, when the meter fell to the point where I knew I wasn't going to make it.  I was stuck at a long red light in heavy traffic and the idiot lights all began to flicker.  I imagine that pilots get a sinking feeling when they realize that their attempts to keep their planes aloft aren't working; this wasn't quite that serious, but my stomach sank nonetheless.  The light turned green, and I shouted a blue streak telling people to get out of the way so I could get across PCH and pull into a driveway or something.  I floored it, but the car only made a buzzing sound.  Yet, it moved enough to coast one last time across the six lanes, then came to rest on the shoulder in front of a school and just went blank.  The hazard lights wouldn't even work.  Nothing.  Dead.</p>

<p>But I was lucky.  I got out of traffic.  I was in an easily identifiable place.  And the Auto Club sent someone out within a half hour, and the tow took all of five minutes, because the shop was that close.  Now, the car's fixed and running.  All's well that ends well.</p>

<p>Except I'm still out a lot of money.  But it beats what it would cost to buy a new one.</p>]]>
        
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    <title>THE EDGE OF WHAT?</title>
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    <published>2011-11-09T04:39:08Z</published>
    <updated>2011-11-09T04:40:19Z</updated>

    <summary>I was looking through an old VHS tape from around 1992, and I found this star-studded oddity: How does a show with Jennifer Aniston, Wayne Knight, Tom Kenny, and others, created by David Mirkin of The Simpsons and Get a...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I was looking through an old VHS tape from around 1992, and I found this star-studded oddity:</p>

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<p>How does a show with Jennifer Aniston, Wayne Knight, Tom Kenny, and others, created by David Mirkin of <em>The Simpsons</em> and <em>Get a Life</em> infamy and with interstitial cartoons by Bill Plympton and Charlie Kaufman -- THE Charlie Kaufman, of <em>Adaptation</em> and <em>Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind</em> and <em>Being John Malkovich</em> fame, fail?  Maybe because it wasn't that funny.  But it was on Fox, and it lasted 18 episodes.  I saw it a couple of times.  It wasn't memorable.</p>]]>
        
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    <title>CAT AND MOUSE GAME</title>
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    <published>2011-11-06T03:53:09Z</published>
    <updated>2011-11-06T03:56:55Z</updated>

    <summary>From the FiOS program guide today: It&apos;s bad enough that they actually felt the need to explain who Tom and Jerry are and include the general plot of the cartoons, but they couldn&apos;t even properly spell &quot;too.&quot; You have to...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>From the FiOS program guide today:</p>

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<p>It's bad enough that they actually felt the need to explain who Tom and Jerry are and include the general plot of the cartoons, but they couldn't even properly spell "too."  You have to figure that someone at the firm that provides the listings has one job, to get this stuff right, and can't even do that.</p>

<p>Not that we need listings to know what "Tom and Jerry" is.  But, still.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>NOT GOODBYE</title>
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    <published>2011-11-03T03:54:16Z</published>
    <updated>2011-11-03T04:03:10Z</updated>

    <summary>You might have noticed that I missed a few days here lately. It hasn&apos;t been deliberate; it&apos;s just that time got away from me. Also, there have been days when, at the end of the day, I just don&apos;t have...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>You might have noticed that I missed a few days here lately. It hasn't been deliberate; it's just that time got away from me. Also, there have been days when, at the end of the day, I just don't have anything left. Writing and editing for two major websites doesn't leave a whole lot for a personal blog.</p>

<p>That's not to say that I'm not going to continue to do this thing. It <em>is</em> to say that I'm not going to worry about missing a day here and there anymore. When I started this thing over 8 years ago, the intention was to write something every day, just to prove to myself that I could. I've more or less done that, but the introduction of Nerdist on top of All Access means that I'm writing about pop culture, the general topic of this blog, all day. and once I'm finished with what sometimes is an 18 hour work day, the last thing I want to do is to write more.</p>

<p>I will write more, of course. I can't stop cold turkey. But, for now, if there are days when everything stands still around here, you'll know why.</p>]]>
        
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