Stolen shoes, a naked gunman, rowdy soccer players at Epcot… post-Irma Florida is back in its accustomed role as Weird News Generator for the World. There’s a sliver of comfort to be found in that. (Pardon my voice, by the way; dry and sore and ugh, even more than usual.) (Sources: WPLG-TV/Miami, Miami Herald, TMZ, WFTV/Orlando)