After 50 years, a South Philly diner ends 24/7 operation. No more overnights. Another “blame the Millennials” thing. (Source: Philadelphia Inquirer)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Early Bird Special
I got a senior discount without asking for it. I’m not eligible for the senior discount yet. I don’t know whether to be insulted or feel thrifty.
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Nag Nag Nag
Don’t call it a resolution, call it getting healthier. Okay, it’s sort of a resolution, but I don’t do resolutions.
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Turn Out The Lights
Another year done.
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: They Know When You’re Awake
They’ve determined that you work better when you’re fully awake. Shocking! (Source: New York Times)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Trends for 2019, Part II
More brain cells are expended in Part II of an analysis of one paper’s list of Trends for 2019, because we’re doing a public service here. (Source: New York Post)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Trends for 2019, Part I
We spend too many brain cells analyzing one paper’s list of Trends for 2019. It’s Part I of a two-parter! (Source: New York Post)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Christmas Memories to Last a Lifetime, Maybe
Some Christmas memories from a guy who’s never celebrated Christmas. Basketball is involved.
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Last-Minute Shopping Tips
What to do if you still need to get a last-minute gift? Oh, dear, this is a problem.
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: A Blow To The Finders Keepers Doctrine
A guy left his laptop on a plane. He found it, but it didn’t end up in the airport lost-and-found. (Source: WSB-TV/Atlanta)\
