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A guy’s house got TP’d. Another guy didn’t get his McMuffin when he wanted it. Both reacted in the same way, which was not wise. (Sources: New Orleans Times-Picayune; WYTV/Youngstown)

Older Americans are finding it close to impossible to find a job. More older Americans need jobs. You can see where this would constitute a problem. (Source: Minneapolis Star Tribune)

Airplane lavatories are getting smaller. Too small. At least one airline admits there’s a problem, but you might have to get used to it anyway. (Source: Los Angeles Times)

There’s always someone getting in trouble for their Halloween costumes. Good judgement is sometimes in short supply. (Source: Sacramento Bee)

The night before Halloween is the traditional day for mindless vandalism. It’s not what it used to be. That’s an improvement.

A writer’s phone died at the very beginning of an overseas trip, and he struggled to make it through 10 days without it. I admit I couldn’t do that. Good thing you don’t have to. (Source: New York Times)

So many people are stealing cases of Spam that stores in Hawaii are keeping the stuff under lock and key. There’s no accounting for taste. (Source: Minneapolis Star Tribune)

Exercise was good for you, until a study said that it’s bad for you. And then it was good again. As always, they can’t make up their minds. (Source: New York Times)

A study claims that there’s a new threat to athletic performance: podcasts. Podcasts? (Source: Daily Telegraph; San Francisco Chronicle)

Burial and cremation not quite what you had in mind? Shuffle off this mortal coil the environmentally sensitive way: being turned into a puddle of brown goo. (Source: New York Times)