STRIKE THREE
There's an article in today's New York Post- it's not online, for some reason- that notes the shrinking of Little League baseball:
- Rosters for Little League boys baseball and girls softball are down 10 percent nationmally in the last few years- from a peak of 2.99 million in 1997 to 2.68 million last year.
Coaches around New York agree that fewer kids have baseball fever.
Well, yeah, of course. This has been going on for a while, and Major League Baseball's turned a blind eye to it, praying that it'll turn around all by itself. It won't.
I love baseball, but it really does have some problems. Take, for example...:
1. It's boring. A kid raised on video games and hip-hop doesn't want to know from "moves at its own leisurely pace" and "unfolds slowly and tantalizingly." He just wants action, offense, movement. You get that with basketball. You get more than that with video games. Here's a little bit of an Electronic Games Monthly review of an upcoming game: "25 to Life thrusts you onto the mean streets, where you'll wake up to barking dogs, car alarms, and plenty of gunfire over the sounds of old-school and new-school hip-hop." If you're a suburban teen, which would YOU choose?
2. It's dad's. Dad wants you to play ball. You and your friends want X-Box and skateboards. You choose.
3. It's late. Baseball, like other pro sports, is starting games later and later, arrogantly assuming that they don't need younger viewers on school nights. But if those kids can't stay up to watch, are they going to even care about the sport?
4. It's lame. The NBA projects a sense of danger- tats, bling, trash talk. That's not to say all that's desirable on a moral level, but if you're a kid, who are you gonna follow, an attractively "dangerous" Sheed or Derek Jeter?
But it's not a recent thing- really, this has been developing for decades. I remember when ball fields were ALWAYS taken, sun-up to sundown. You had to fight your way on. The exodus started in the city- I remember driving through an inner-city Paterson neighborhood about 30 years ago with my Dad, and I can still hear him marvel at how the baseball fields were empty in mid-afternoon. Soon enough, they were empty in leafy suburban Wayne, too. Today, other than the actual Little League games on the weekend, the baseball fields around here in Southern California are wide open, year round. It's kinda sad, actually.
On the other hand, there ARE plenty of baseball games for XBox, PS2, and GameCube. I saw one on ESPN, a critical and disapproving segment examining one game that involves players randomly fighting on the field for no apparent reason- you could have your player take a whack at someone as he goes around the bases. The narrator, the mother, the psychologist, the players all thought this was a terrible thing, and they're probably right. But I'm not sure baseball has a whole lot of options left to it. If it takes a video game that encourages fighting, well, that's what they'll do.
And if it's really popular, they'll do it for real. Hey, if hockey's on strike, there's an opening for it.
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