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May 8, 2005

MOM AGAIN

The news item on KFI was one of those things they use to fill the end of the newscast on a Sunday morning, a quick one about how experts suggest people without living mothers deal with Mother's Day. Get the whole family together, they said, and nurture each other, or something like that, help each other "get through the day."

You know, it's not much of a holiday if it's something people have to help each other "get through."

Personally, I prefer to "get through" the day by remembering my mom for the wonderful time we had together, and then moving on. Works for me.


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May 9, 2005

HUFF, PUFF, BLOW

Why bother blogging anymore? I mean, if it's not in the Huffington Post, it doesn't matter, right?

You know, I'm all for people joining the blogosphere, but exactly why is it a good idea to give people who ALREADY HAVE A MEDIA VOICE another, er, media voice. Was Tina Brown really that in need of a place to air her views? Sen. Corzine? Rep. Markey? Julia Louis-Dreyfus and her husband? Their ghost writers?

(Yeah, I have another media voice, but it's severely restricted and I need this to wrote longer... er... and Hugh Hewitt and James Lileks have other media... er... ah, never mind, you know what I mean, dammit. I think.)

There's a place for this, of course, but it's really just replicating what's already out there in a chattier form. (Well, not always- Arthur Schlesinger Jr. appears to think he's teaching a particularly dull history class)

Best entry: Walter Cronkite writes "I'll launch my first contribution right here: Arianna, I offer this first editorial opinion that you settle for 'interesting' and recognize that it is not a synonym for 'entertaining.'"

Writing that's not entertaining! Sign me up!

(Actually, I'll give it a nice fair shot- maybe the celebs will get the hang of this. Hope so. Advice to the Huffingtonites: relax. Have- dare I say it?- fun with this. You can even do it in your pajamas. But you knew that.)


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May 10, 2005

SOLD

Bought a car. Had no choice- Fran needed a new one, couldn't delay the inevitable any longer. We've been shopping for a little while, and after several false starts and leanings and favorites, the final choice was made, a suitable used version was found, test driven, and checked out, and we decided to go for it.

It's always a traumatic experience- you pray you're getting a deal, you do all the homework, you finally arrive at an acceptable price, you still have to contend with several layers of sales guys and a long wait to actually pay. And then you write the check and wince and they hand you the key and you get in as the owner for the first time and you think, well, okay, here goes.

And now I can get rid of all of the Used Car Guides and Blue Books and Auto Traders piling up around the house. I don't know whether I'm relieved or happy or sick to my stomach, but we got ourselves another car.

There HAS to be a better way to do this.


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May 11, 2005

THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK

You shouldn't write anything when you have nothing to say.

Er, gotta go.


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May 12, 2005

EDGAR BUCHANAN SI, PATRICK BUCHANAN NO

Pat Buchanan's latest bomb is getting enough commentary elsewhere that a full fisking isn't necessary. In case you missed it, it's here; in a nutshell, he argues that World War II wasn't worth fighting, because it merely replaced Hitler with Stalin in Eastern Europe. The money part is this:

    True, U.S. and British troops liberated France, Holland and Belgium from Nazi occupation. But before Britain declared war on Germany, France, Holland and Belgium did not need to be liberated. They were free. They were only invaded and occupied after Britain and France declared war on Germany – on behalf of Poland.

    When one considers the losses suffered by Britain and France – hundreds of thousands dead, destitution, bankruptcy, the end of the empires – was World War II worth it, considering that Poland and all the other nations east of the Elbe were lost anyway?

    If the objective of the West was the destruction of Nazi Germany, it was a "smashing" success. But why destroy Hitler? If to liberate Germans, it was not worth it. After all, the Germans voted Hitler in.

    If it was to keep Hitler out of Western Europe, why declare war on him and draw him into Western Europe? If it was to keep Hitler out of Central and Eastern Europe, then, inevitably, Stalin would inherit Central and Eastern Europe.

    Was that worth fighting a world war – with 50 million dead?

Er, dude, it's not like there was a lot of choice in the matter.

By the way, what's not mentioned in that section? What's not mentioned anywhere in the column?

Oh, right, "the Germans voted Hitler in," so that little 6-million-Jews-murdered thing was nobody else's business, I suppose. 60 years after the fact, here's a guy still playing the isolationist card, because he thinks, well, if we'd only just let Hitler kill all the Jews, we'd have been better off, because Stalin wouldn't have gotten Eastern Europe. And Hitler wouldn't have steamrolled over France, Holland and Belgium if they'd just kept to themselves.

Yes, Stalin was a genocidal maniac who crushed Eastern Europe. But letting Hitler do what he wanted wasn't an option. The existence of Stalin- a deeply evil force- does not make Hitler a more sympathetic entity.

Remind me why anyone should pay any attention to Pat Buchanan anymore. I can't think of a single reason.


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May 13, 2005

PODS AND ENDS

My first reaction to that story in which Bill Gates said iPods can't last in the long run because everyone will be downloading music to their cell phones was to think, well, yeah, convergence is coming and all that, music and TV and radio and phones and Net, all in one device. And there WILL be convergence. I already carry a phone that does e-mail and web and can play MP3s.

But then I thought about that last part some more, and, suddenly, Gates' prediction seemed to be less solid. Here's why, in a word:

Usability.

The phone I have is about as small as you can make a device with a readable screen, and it's still bulky. I love it, but sometimes I long for a tiny, easy-to-pocket phone that doesn't make me look like I'm carrying the Encyclopaedia Britannica on my hip. And, sure, these devices WILL get smaller, but how much smaller can you make those screens if you're going to show video on them, or display full web pages, or have menus with text large enough for the average person to read? I have no doubt they CAN merge MP3 players with cell phones and computers and TVs, but just on an ergonomic level, they can't really make one device that does everything with the right form factor.

That is to say, iPods and iPod Minis are pretty much perfect form-factor music players. But they'd make lousy phones. The Treo's great for e-mail and Palm Pilot uses, a little awkward as a phone, and pretty lousy as a music player- the software, Pocket Tunes or RealPlayer, just isn't as elegant or easy as iPod's, you have to manually upload songs (onto a Secure Digital card), you need an adapter for the headphone jack to hear it in stereo, and a phone call will interrupt the music. Do we really WANT phone calls on the same device as our music? Put it this way- you can use your TV to surf the web, but nobody does. You can watch TV on your PC, but few do. (I do, but it's not something most people do) You can get e-mail on your cell phone, even a regular cell phone, but few people actually USE that function- if you're serious about mobile e-mail, you use a Treo or BlackBerry.

Look at music players in general: there are players that are cheaper and hold more than an iPod. They come in pretty colors, are made by reputable companies, and do what the iPod does, play music. But iPods sell lots more, even at much higher prices. And iPod Minis, which give you much less bang for your buck than the regular full-sized iPod or, especially, the iPod Photo, are hugely popular. This flies in the face of the thinking that people want more and more in their portable devices for less and less money. No, they want usability and they want cool. There is no more usable portable music player than the iPod- easy to navigate, well thought out, syncs in a flash, iTunes software is easy and self-explanatory. You don't really have to read the manual. Charge it up, plug it into the USB or FireWire port, fire up iTunes, set up playlists, sync, go. Readable screen, stylish appearance, reasonable size. (Oh, and they tend to work without a problem- when was the last time you could say that about anything running Windows?)

But then, they say, you can add a phone to that. And video, and Net. But you need a bigger screen for those, and a keyboard of some sort- does anyone use Graffiti anymore?- and soon, you get objects the size of Montana, or at least like those Portable Video Player deals nobody's buying. They don't comfortably fit in your pocket, but they can do everything.

"Can" does not equal "should."

So I expect the Swiss Army Phones to show up sporting Bill Gates' new portable Windows mutation, and I expect they'll be kinda cool. I might even get one. But I don't really want my music on my phone. I don't want phone calls interrupting the tunes, I don't want a music player that's too big and thick because it has to have a Net-worthy screen and a slide-out keyboard. I want a phone that works, with e-mail and Net access. I already have that. I'd rather have my music and video on separate gadgets. Convergence can wait. I don't have the pocket space for it.


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May 14, 2005

READING IS FUNDAMENTAL

I finally got to sit down and read for the first time in ages today. Not Net stuff, not magazines or papers, but actual books. It's been a long time since I've had the time. We'd gone and taken the new car out to Hermosa for a walk on the Strand and lunch, and after we polished off the fish tacos at Sharkeez we emerged to a thick marine layer- no sun. That chased us back to the house, where the sun WAS out but the thick air- it's hot today, and smoggy- sent me straight to the couch with some books I'd just bought.

Quick review: Rodney Rothman's "Early Bird" hit a nerve- he's the former Letterman writer who spent six months living in a retirement community in Boca (he was 28 at the time). It's funny in parts, kinda sad in others, especially since a lot of it reminded me of my Dad's last years in Boca, right down to the early bird dinner at Nestor's and the obsession with tennis. There's also something fascinating about how the retirees have their own, insular world with cliques and social stratification- retirement is like a parallel universe with its own rules and internal logic. The book is a little calculated- he takes a stab at explaining why he did it, but the best explanation appears to be "to get a book out of it"- but it's still amusing, like a funny Rough Guide to our future. If you like the David Sedaris school of bemused-outcast writing, you'll like it. I did.

Next: "Wilt 1962," which I'm halfway through- so far, really good.


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