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July 10, 2005

EL KABONG

I had a whole discussion of podcasting and Mark Cuban's comments about them ready to go in my mind when I went for a run and had a small mishap. I was doing fine and heading back to the house when the song ended on the iPod and I momentarily looked down to chenge the tune and...

WHAM

When I gathered my wits and picked my hat and headphones off the ground, I realized I'd just run full speed into a road sign that was sticking out over the path. I got El Kabonged by the back of a WRONG WAY sign. A lump promptly grew on the right side of my head, just like in the cartoons. (I did not, however, see birds flying in a tight circle around my skull) My vanity immediately took over: I quickly scanned the landscape to see if anybody saw me get brained by a stationary object. I was relieved to note that, apparently, nobody but the Government Spy Satellites had recorded my act, and that it was unlikely that I'd turn on the TV to see Tom Bergeron making fun of some unknown jogger who was too stupid to LOOK UP WHILE RUNNING.

"I can see the lump on your head," Fran noted while we waited for our deli order at Ralphs later. "And a bruise." So it's visible- time to wear a cap for a few days, at least- and I feel like America's Biggest Klutz, or possibly America's Biggest Moron. That'll teach me to look at the iPod while in motion.

iPods kill. Or at least bruise.


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July 11, 2005

THE INDEPENDENT ORDER OF PODFELLOWS

Well, yes:

    Podcasting is hot. Podcasting is cheap and easy. Podcasting can be fun.

    Creating your own podcast and trying to make a business out of it is a mistake.

    Unless you are repurposing content from another medium, it will be rare to find anyone making money from originating podcasts.

    Talk Radio Shows repurposed from radio to a podcast. No brainer. It’s cheap and easy. Repurposing industry specific information from tradeshows, speeches, product presentations for employee or customer education or as sales support. No brainer. These are just extensions of existing content into a new low cost medium.

    For those who are tying to jump on the podcasting bandwagon and create a “hit” podcast that you plan on selling advertising in, its cheap and easy to do, but even with Google Adsense for RSS its going to be really tough to do it as a fulltime job and make minimum wage back.

    Podcasting is right where streaming was about 10 years ago. Before you dive into podcasting as “the next big thing”, you would be wise to do some homework on how the streaming industry evolved.

    Try to find any of the many that created original content for PSEUDO.com, TSN, EYADA.com, Broadcast.com and others that I have long forgotten.

    There is a good chance that their history is your future.

That's Mark Cuban talking, and he might know a little about audio delivered via the Net.

He's right, of course, and after several weeks of heavy-duty use of an iPod, podcasts, and recorded audio, I can say that the majority of podcasts out there right now are pretty hopeless. The useful ones are mostly ones created by radio pros- Leo LaPorte, for example- or are outright repurposing of commercial or major public radio content. I've listened to some of the vaunted independent podcasts, and, frankly, they're like bad college radio with swearing, kids playing at being what they think Howard Stern is. Others are self-indulgent bores. But that's all OK if they have no illusions that they're doing much more than a vanity production. After all, we don't have to listen. And I can't imagine anyone who would, for a long time, anyway. WHat that means is that they won't draw the kind of critical mass audience that one needs to sell advertising (at a decent rate, anyway) until they get better content, better production- in short, until they sound like the big-time, professional radio some of them aim to subvert.

All I'm sayin' is that for every person who says they listen to the local student-run college station, hundreds of thousands are listening to the Big Bad Clear Channel Infinity Citadel Emmis Bonneville Cumulus Entercom stations. wanna make real money? Gotta get listeners from the commercial operators. And no matter how funny your friends say you are, how clever and how tasteful, if you couldn't get a job in real radio, there might be a reason.

Does that mean podcasting is a dead end? No, and Cuban's not saying that, either. As a hobby, it's great- you can reach more than just your friends with your stuff, and in that way it's a lot like, well, this blog right here, operated not for profit or even break even but just for something some would call "fun." But what works best, other than your own music, on an iPod is timeshifting or even placeshifting regular ol' radio. Replay Radio lets me record streams of stations around the world, and the files go right to the iPod, where they sit ready for me when I want to hear them. I can't wake up at 3 am to hear East Coast morning shows, and I don't want to have to sit at the computer to hear late night shows while I could be soing something else. With the iPod, I can hear the shows while running (when not El Kabonging myself- yes, it still hurts), in the car, at the gym; I can fast-forward through the dull parts and the commercials, too. And I can record and hear shows that are on at the same time, so I can ultimately hear both. Recording, though, is still a little bit of a pain in the ass: if I'm recording, I can't watch TV on the monitor, can't call up a video or audio file on the Net. And that's where podcasting is an ideal transport method. If I could just subscribe to a show instead of recording it, I could get the show in seconds instead of tying the computer up. And I'd probably download more shows; I've downloaded several days' worth of a Minneapolis morning show and I don't really even care much for it, but it's a podcast and it's easy. If all shows were available in podcasts, I'd grab more of them.

And that's what podcasting can ultimately offer: radio on demand. No longer tethered to what my local stations deign to offer, no longer tethered to the clock, I can listen to morning shows later in the morning, in the afternoon, the next day. A podcast menu of shows I'd WANT to hear would be worth a subscription, even. There's a model: go into iTunes and pick from radio shows of which you've actually heard. I'd even put up with a monthly fee AND commercials. There was actually a device that was going to provide this wirelessly through FM subcarriers a few years back, Command Audio, but it didn't make it in that exact form; with a large installed base of "receivers" (iPods and MP3 players) and an easier delivery system (broadband downloads and syncing), maybe the Command Audio time has come. (And the company is still around, it seems, to join in; it's licensed its technology to XM, iBiquity, and Motorola, and it's apparently what the XM receivers use to record and store show content)

This future wouldn't necessarily belong to the tech people. It would, however, belong to the programmers, to the talent. They already have the material, and it costs little or nothing additional to what they presently spend to add podcast delivery to their arsenal. It's just extending existing programming to a new, more convenient form.

Whaddya know? Content may yet be king. Fine with me. Make it easy for me to get that content, and there's your podcast business model.


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July 12, 2005

WE'VE BEEN ON THE RUN, DRIVING IN THE SUN, LOOKING OUT FOR NUMBER ONE...

This morning's celebrity sighting in the neighborhood:

Sandy Cohen!

Yes, that was Peter Gallagher I saw intently conversing on his cell phone while I jogged past a house on my usual morning run. I saw a couple of cop cars, then some rent-a-cops and crew guys loitering at the top of the driveway, then the lights looming over the small vineyard in front of the house, and then there was the unmistakable Peter Gallagher in rapt conversation on his cell. (I knew "The O.C." was in the 'hood because crew signs with the word "ORANGE" on them had cropped up yesterday, followed by an armada of Star Waggons. They shoot a lot around here; a lot of what you see for exteriors on the show is shot not in Orange County but in the South Bay, Palos Verdes and Hermosa Beach)

Touched by the hand of Hollywood. It almost makes life worth living, No, wait, it doesn't. Whatever.


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July 13, 2005

THE GUARDIAN TAKES A STAND

If there's any question whether the British media is all on board against terrorism and suicide bombings, the Daily Ablution notes that the Guardian ran a column today by a "trainee journalist" on its staff who has, well, an interesting take and an interesting past. Scott Burgess does a good job of fisking the article, so I won't repeat his points, but it's astonishing that a mainstream paper could print an article by a guy from a radical Islamic website, a guy who has written in favor of violence and says his, and all Muslims', alliance is not to country but to "their deen and the Ummah," a guy whose article pretty much blames Britain for bringing suicide bombing and murder of civilians on itself, blaming the victims.

Unbelievable? Not really. When you value tolerance more than common sense, when you're afraid to say someone else's ideas are wrong even when they're patently, egregiously wrong and even threaten your existence, this is what you get.

Via LGF.


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GREAT BALLS

It is, I suppose, a mark of living in Southern California that a huge fire is raging in our neighborhood and we went out to dinner anyway.

Scary, but far enough away (barely) for now. More when we get back home...


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I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE... AND I BRING YOU...

The fire isn't as far away as I'd like. Look closely and you can see the smoke from our driveway, above the roof of the neighboring houses:

But it's still far enough away not to be much of a problem so far, knock wood. You can't smell any smoke, thanks to the breeze blowing off the ocean. Kids are skateboarding in the road, people are jogging or working in their yards, and meanwhile police, fire, and TV crew helicopters are thundering overhead, a low hum and an occasional loud swoop right on top of us the only indication that something's going on. That and the smoke coming from a little ways up the road and up at the top of the hill. (KCAL-TV just said it's 75% contained- that's a relief- and we'll have the marine layer coming in to dampen the atmosphere, a good thing when trying to put out a fire)

Maybe we'll get some untroubled sleep after all.

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There's coverage with pictures and everything here and here and here.


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July 14, 2005

SMOKE 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM

I woke up at 4:30 as usual to discover that the house smelled like the inside of a heavily used, wet Weber kettle grill. The breeze that kept the smoke up the hill last night had died down overnight with the marine layer settling in, and that meant the fire was about out (good) but the residual effect would be very unpleasant.

And so it is; you try working early in the morning in an ashtray. But we are still here, so it would be churlish to complain too much. And looking at the picture on the front page of the Daily Breeze- this one- I suppose I should be thankful I wasn't THAT close. So I'll grin and bear it, and pardon the coughing.


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I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW

Oh, yeah, smoke's mostly gone. Back to normal.

Late. See ya tomorrow.


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July 15, 2005

NEIGH

The cable and broadband Net were out when I woke up this morning, and stayed out most of the morning. It is a measure of how spoiled I am that I found working on a dialup (AOL!) intolerable. Once upon a time, a 56k modem felt like a rocket. Now, ugh. And AOL's server was blocking every e-mail I sent as spam, even though it wasn't. When they finally fixed the cable, life became much, much better,

And then I saw this, and it got disturbing again. Apparently, there's a whole club of people involved. And that comes not long after this, so it's not a good time to be Mister Ed.

I think it's way past time to start the weekend.


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July 16, 2005

SUMMARY OF THE NEW "HARRY POTTER" WRITTEN WITHOUT HAVING READ IT FIRST

Strange things are happening around Hogwarts. Ron is nervous, Hermione plucky, Harry figures it out, some old guy dies, it's all very dark.

The end.


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SATURDAY SPECIAL

Cleaning day today, so not much to report and not much brain power left for comment. Amazing to go over to Borders and see them blowing through their shipment of Harry Potter books- it's better, I guess, than if they were lining up for X-Box games. But otherwise, it was mostly sorting through the piles of crap on and around my desk while the Dodgers (aka The Ja(y)sons) actually managed to win a game on the TV.

I'm sure this is major entertainment for you. Me, I'm heading into the other room to plow through more of "The Devil in the White City" and watch some TV. I'm telling you, my Saturday nights are nothing but excitement.


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