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McDonald’s denied that they teach employees how to cheat you out of french fries, but how much do you expect to get, anyway? (Source: HuffPost)

A bar got fined for refilling vodka bottles, prompting the question: Are you able to taste the difference? (Source: KXAN-TV/Austin)

A small portion of South Jersey has its own soft drink, and every once in a while someone outside that area discovers it. Like now. Again. (Source: Philadelphia Inquirer)

Passengers choosing the no-frills “basic economy” fares on some big airlines are expressing shock that they have to pay to check the carry-on they weren’t supposed to carry on in the first place, plus a penalty. They shouldn’t be surprised. (Source: Money)

Windows in showers, no closets, inaccessible power outlets… those annoying things about hotel rooms are deliberate. They think that’s what you want. (Source: Washington Post)

Florida man. Expensive car. Gas can. Cigarette. (Source: WTVT/Tampa)

More places are banning prospective employers from asking about your salary history. You’d have to be a C-suite type to think the question’s appropriate. (Source: Daily Breeze)

Yeah, well, finding an appropriate place to pee at a sporting event IS an issue worth discussing. Includes troughs, porta-potties, parking lots, and empty beer cups. (Source: Washington Post)

A new batch of Guinness World Records has arrived. My record for Least (Expletive)s Given remains intact. (Source: WDIV-TV/Detroit)

Why do people resist evacuation, no matter what the odds? Maybe it’s stories like this one.

(Source: WTVT/Tampa)