The L.A. Rams are going to be charging a lot for seats, and a lot just for the right to spend a lot to buy seats. I have a better plan.
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Candy, Crushed
Someone filed a lawsuit over the calorie count in Starburst Gummies Sours. Of course they did.
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Itsy Bitsy Terror
It’s spider season, which means it’s time for some tips on how to keep the creeps out of your home. Like that’s even possible.
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Back in the Saddle
The mayor says Houston’s open for business. If you can get over the scenes you saw on TV, now might be a good time to go there.
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Meet Your Vacation Buddy
Day off? Bwa HA HA HA HA HA Ha ha ha ha. Ha. No matter how much you THINK you can detach from the daily grind, it’s hopeless.
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Game Of Game Of Thrones
How some “Game of Thrones” fans are gaming the system to save a few bucks, and what that might mean for the TV industry. Blame “Ballers.”
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Why God Invented Air Conditioning
It’s hot in Southern California, and they’re issuing heat advisories warning hikers that it’s… hot. Because if you’re going to go hiking in 100 degree weather, even the obvious might go flying over your head.
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Clap Clap Clap Clap
The mainstream media discovers that Millennials are watching older TV shows, which means they’re watching “Friends.” And “The Golden Girls,” but mostly “Friends.”
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Running Dogs
L.A. has a guy who’s billed as a personal fitness trainer for your dog, meaning he takes them for full-out runs. I bet the novelty wears off for the dogs well before the run ends.
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Tastes Like Chicken
Another frog-in-a-packaged-salad story, but with a surprise twist ending. Plus, a few words about finding living or dead things in food, because GET OVER IT ALREADY.