Florida man. Expensive car. Gas can. Cigarette. (Source: WTVT/Tampa)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: None Of Your Business’ Business
More places are banning prospective employers from asking about your salary history. You’d have to be a C-suite type to think the question’s appropriate. (Source: Daily Breeze)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Whiz Kids
Yeah, well, finding an appropriate place to pee at a sporting event IS an issue worth discussing. Includes troughs, porta-potties, parking lots, and empty beer cups. (Source: Washington Post)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Grasping For Superlatives
A new batch of Guinness World Records has arrived. My record for Least (Expletive)s Given remains intact. (Source: WDIV-TV/Detroit)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Motivation To Hunker
Why do people resist evacuation, no matter what the odds? Maybe it’s stories like this one.
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The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Moneyball II
The L.A. Rams are going to be charging a lot for seats, and a lot just for the right to spend a lot to buy seats. I have a better plan.
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Candy, Crushed
Someone filed a lawsuit over the calorie count in Starburst Gummies Sours. Of course they did.
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Itsy Bitsy Terror
It’s spider season, which means it’s time for some tips on how to keep the creeps out of your home. Like that’s even possible.
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Back in the Saddle
The mayor says Houston’s open for business. If you can get over the scenes you saw on TV, now might be a good time to go there.
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Meet Your Vacation Buddy
Day off? Bwa HA HA HA HA HA Ha ha ha ha. Ha. No matter how much you THINK you can detach from the daily grind, it’s hopeless.