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With the National Spelling Bee coming up, let’s look at the hardest English language words to spell. You won’t even realize they’re English words. (Source: CNN)

A Florida amusement park lets you drive tanks. You want to drive a tank. I know you do. (Source: WTVT/Tampa)

New Coke is back for a publicity stunt. Was it really that bad? (Source: CNN)

A restaurant accidentally served a customer a really, really expensive wine instead of the just really expensive wine they’d ordered. Like you could tell the difference. (Source: CNN)

A grocery’s closing draws mourners, despite there being another grocery — same chain — across the street. This is truly the dumbest timeline. (Source: WJBK-TV/Detroit)

Eugene, Oregon restaurant patrons now have to ask for plastic utensils — not only straws, but forks, spoons, and knives, too. Forget to ask when you’re taking food out and you might be eating with your hands. (Source: KMTR-TV/Springfield-Eugene)

Not following work dress codes may be better for your career and image than conforming, some experts say. I’ll wear that. (Source: BBC)

A farmer cut his own foot off to save his life after an accident. I feel faint. (Source: KETV/Omaha)

Trend alert: Non-alcoholic bars are popping up everywhere, with all of the usual atmosphere and none of the buzz. (Source: BBC)

On being a sports fan when your team loses a heartbreaker. You know what I’m talking about.