The L.A. Times ranked fast food french fries. And so will I. (Source: Los Angeles Times)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Re-Animator
Yet another person is told she’s dead by the Social Security bureaucrats. She’s not dead, but proving it is lethal. (Source: WPVI-TV/Philadelphia)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Crime and Punishment, Supermarket Division
A guy arrested for pouring bleach and hydrogen peroxide on food in supermarkets and all over buses is the same guy accused of the same thing months ago in another city. Repeat performance! (Source: Daily Breeze, Torrance)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Round And Round We Go
Roller rinks are allegedly making a comeback. (Source: Philadelphia Inquirer)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Cleanup On Aisle 9
A woman climbed into the rafters of our local grocery and the incident brought out the worst in the people around here, courtesy of Nextdoor.
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Smoke Brisket, Not Tobacco
Hawaii’s considering a novel way to get rid of smoking. (Source: KITV/Honolulu)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: Aging Out
Advice for senior job seekers? Got some here. (Source: New York Post)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: How To Conquer Ailurophobia
Can cat poop make you fearless? Maybe, maybe not. Though it COULD kill you, so there’s that. (Source: KPHO-TV-KTVK/Phoenix)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: I’ll Have The Baby Burger And Some Despacito Fries To Go
Justin Bieber goes for a burger and it’s news. That must suck for him. (Source: Bergen Record)
The Evening Bulletin with Perry Michael Simon: I’ve Heard That Song Before
A special Super Bowl post-mortem edition that’s not at all about the game itself, or the commercials, or Maroon 5. Not directly, anyway.