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A woman found a unique solution when she needed help killing a spider. It’s so hard to find help sometimes. (Source: Bournemouth Echo)

Someone created Fudgie the Whale beer. Carvel fans, rejoice. Maybe. (Source: Journal News, Westchester-Rockland)

It’s Summer. People read books on the beach in the Summer, right? No, really, do they still do that or are we post-reading? (Source: New York Times)

Why nobody answers their phones anymore. (Source: The Atlantic)

Someone’s stealing Legos in South Florida. (Source: WSVN-TV/Miami

A guy woke up with a strange sensation in his ear. It was one of his, and your, worst nightmares. (Source: Tallahassee Democrat)

A new set of health guidelines from the World Cancer Research Fund has the usual warnings that meat — especially bacon — and alcohol are bad for you, but they go a lot further than that. What are you willing to give up? (Source: Meredith-KTVK-KPHO-TV/Phoenix)

Jersey Shore seasonal businesses are having a hard time filling jobs this year for several reasons. Let’s talk about those summer jobs, shall we? (Source: Philadelphia Inquirer)

The New York Times did a piece on the best Summer food, but I have the official and final word on that. (Source: New York Times)

Research says that people living in small towns are happier than those in densely-populated urban areas. This should not be a surprise. (Source: Washington Post)