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A woman who looks like Donald Trump doesn’t care what you think, mostly because she’ll probably never know what you think. (Source: AP via CTV News)

Cops barged into a funeral home to use a dead man’s finger to unlock his phone. Legal, yes, but creepy. And maybe the future. (Source: Tampa Bay Times)

You’ve seen cities overrun with those dockless rental bikes. Now, it’s electric scooters. Soon, there won’t be room to walk. Blame the tech bros. (Source: New York Times)

Pink turned a spotlight on her high school guidance counselor at her Philly show last week. If only I had a guidance counselor worth a spotlight. (Source: WPVI-TV/Philadelphia)

You might not get a straw with your drink at a restaurant unless you specifically ask for one. Do you NEED a straw? (Source: Wilmington News-Journal)

The Southwest engine explosion exposed something more than mechanical issues: Turns out that a lot of passengers don’t know the stuff they tell you in those safety demonstrations. (Source: Hearst Television via WGAL-TV/Lancaster)

The good news: No airline has yet purchased or installed these stand-up “seats” that would fly you while you’re standing all the way. The bad news: They exist, and persist. (Source: Travel and Leisure)

Another airline wants your carry-on bags to be smaller. Of course they do. (Source: Los Angeles Times)

A flight to New Orleans had a little trouble landing in a storm. There was a TV reporter on the flight, so it’s news. (Source: WWL-TV/New Orleans)

Dire wind warnings gave me a lot of concern for my flight from Vegas Thursday. I need not have worried. But I did.