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October 1, 2009

THIS WEEK'S "THE LETTER": NEW, IMPROVED

Is there anything lamer than writing an All Access newsletter that just repeats the new stuff on the site?:

Hey, the new version of All Access is finally here! I'm still getting used to the new system for posting stuff, so bear with me. The first thing you'll notice is that Talk Topics is now sporting things like embedded video and snarky headlines on every single story. There's even a video of me in there. Look for the one with a nice upward-angle view of my left nostril. Can't miss it. And you can now finally e-mail topics or Digg them or share them on Facebook; please feel free to do so, early and often.

Of course, the launch coincided with my having obligations that have me on the road again, which is good for my frequent flyer account but rough on every other level. That meant learning several new procedures while continuing to write everything as per usual and flying back and forth across the country. And that, in turn, has me battling double jet lag and time constraints.

That's a more verbose way than necessary to explain why this week's column is a short, lame one that's really just a promotion for the new All Access v3.0. A lot of people have put in a lot of time and a lot of effort to create the new version, and I think they've done a fantastic job (and I'm not saying that merely because they have the ability to make my writing disappear with a simple change in the code).

You've probably seen some of the other promotion for the site, and I won't repeat any of that. The main things to note for the News-Talk-Sports section involve the aforementioned changes to Talk Topics -- headlines and some video, but otherwise more of the show prep material you've come to expect, just more of it -- and the addition of the Forums, where you can post your thoughts on anything News, Talk, and Sports-radio related. I'd like the board to be a place where pros in the format can talk about the business and network and do whatever you do on Internet message boards. You can even post stuff about "The Letter" there, like, say, "How lame was this week's column? All he did was talk about the site redesign."

And there's more to come. But for now, I've been able (after a LOT of writing, copying, and pasting) to migrate all the Talk Topics to the new setup, and I've added a lot more. The Forums are working, the news is flowing, there's a new "10 Questions With..." Clear Channel Miami Dir. of AM Programming (that's WIOD and WINZ) Ken Charles, and all is right with the world. Okay, maybe not the whole world, but the site's in good shape. Go play with the new All Access v3.0 and let us know what you think.

Next week, I'll get back to a "regular" column with more typical content, meaning it'll involve ineffectual whining about something. Fun for the whole family! I'll get working on it right away.


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October 2, 2009

RACKING UP THE MILEAGE

Today started with a run in what felt to me like subfreezing temperatures, clad only in a light workout t-shirt and running shorts. After thawing and much driving, there was a fun lunch with my sister Joan, including a flash of creative genius (hers, not mine). And, finally, after much more driving, there was a wedding rehearsal dinner with lively conversation that ended not too many minutes ago.

Nice day, just not one conducive to verbosity in a blog post. I feel like I'm still driving. G'night.


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October 3, 2009

GONNA HAFTA WAIT

It's another busy day with a wedding on tap. And tomorrow's going to involve lots of miles. So... see you afterwards.


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October 4, 2009

COMING MONDAY: NIGHTMARE AT 36,000 FEET, SORT OF

Yes, today was a lot of miles, a long drive followed by a very long, delayed flight, and a story to tell about it. But that'll be tomorrow. Let's just say it's the tale of the Morbidly Obese Man In The Middle Seat. But that's tomorrow's entry.


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October 5, 2009

A TALE OF TWO SEATS

We drove from Connecticut to New Jersey without incident. I-95 and 287 and the Tappan Zee were fairly empty Sunday morning, and other than a lane closure and merge on Route 17 just south of Garden State Plaza, the traffic was negligible. We dropped the car off, rode the AirTrain to the airport, checked the bags and headed to the gate for an earlier flight to see if we could maybe get on that one and get home a little early.

No, we couldn't. In fact, every Continental Airlines flight to L.A. for the rest of the day was completely, hopelessly sold out. We didn't know how that would impact us until later, but at the time we figured it wouldn't, since we had our aisle seats already. No problem; we had pizza at the Terminal C food court and then took up residence at the gate to wait out the hours before the scheduled flight. The board said the flight was on time, but I noticed an ominous sign: under our flight, another flight to L.A. at the same time was listed with a different code and the notation that it was delayed. Still, we had seats, and we had some papers to read, so we were prepared.

The announcement was that the plane was here in Newark but had come in from outside the country and had to be inspected by customs. Ten minutes late. Fifteen. Twenty. No word. The crowd in the gate area was getting larger. A couple of loud schmatta salesmen were talking business behind us. People milled closer and closer to the gate. Time kept ticking away. Finally, the gate opened, a surge of first class passengers raced to the door, and we were underway.

Fran and I made it onto the plane. Now, for reasons too complicated to explain here, Fran has to sit on the right side of the aisle (facing front) to keep her right arm off the aisle where it can be bumped and hit by passing carts and passengers, so she was pretty locked into her seat assignment. And in that seat sat... well, he was huge. Massive. The best term to describe him is "morbidly obese." He filled the seat and then some, and he was grinning.

"You're in the wrong seat," I advised him, pointing to Fran's boarding pass. He grinned and said nothing. "Sir? You have to move. You're in the wrong seat." More grinning, no response. Then, he pulled out his boarding pass and nodded.

"Here," he said, pointing at the middle seat next to him. I looked at Fran, and a guy already in his seat nearby laughed and said something about the fat guy not speaking English. Finally, I looked at his boarding pass and... yes, he had the middle seat.

The middle seat. For a guy who can't fit in a single seat, who couldn't put his tray table down because his belly was in the way, pressed against the seat back in front of him, whose body slopped over the arm rests and into the seats on either side, who seemed totally oblivious to the fact that his arms were firmly jammed into Fran's side. I looked for a flight attendant, but they were all otherwise engaged, announcing that there was no more overhead bin space in back and people should just stick their bags in whatever bin space was up front before the people sitting up there boarded and took that space. Fran looked at me. I suggested we switch, because that was the chivalrous thing to do. She said no, she'd stay put to protect her arm.

And then the plane sat on the tarmac for a while because it had lost its turn to take off by being so late. And then the flight took six and a half hours. And when Fran eventually got to the flight crew, they told her this: They'd had problems with the guy, who spoke mostly German and refused to move. They'd fought with him and tried to get him to leave the plane because he just didn't fit in his seat, and he'd just said no.

And they left him there.

They didn't call security. They didn't tell him he had to buy two seats. They just... left him there on a sold-out flight. And they made Fran sit there squashed for the whole flight, no other seats available, an ordeal only slightly eased when a flight attendant wordlessly materialized out of nowhere, popped the aisle armrest up, and left it there with about an hour left in the flight. No apologies, no offers to help or do anything other than leave the fat guy in place.

Thank you, Continental Airlines. Thank you for reminding me why I should fly another airline next time. If your crew can't find a way to get a 500 pound guy to move out of a middle seat, I'll find a way to fly Virgin America, or JetBlue, or American or anyone else.


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October 6, 2009

ESCAPE FROM HOUSE ARREST

They were laying a coating of slurry on our street today, which effectively trapped us in our house -- couldn't drive, couldn't walk out -- all day. So I have things to do now that I couldn't during the day. And... see you tomorrow.


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October 7, 2009

NLDS GAME ONE: THE CLIFF LEE SHOW, STARRING CLIFF LEE

You really can't write about the Phillies' playoff opener without two words: Cliff Lee. That's really all you need. The Rockies couldn't do anything with the lefthander, he was throwing aspirin tablets and the Rockies tend to have trouble with lefthanders anyway... that's pretty much it. It was what the Phillies hoped for when they made the deal with Cleveland. One down.

It's a good thing, actually, that there's not much more to say (the wind, some questionable calls, the offense... all secondary stories), because I've had a long day. Time to rest up for Game 2.


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October 8, 2009

NLDS GAME TWO: LET'S ASSUME THE BABY WON'T BE NAMED YORVIT

Oh, boy. Here we go.

You don't want to lose at home in a best-of-five series. You don't want to lose, period, but you don't want to lose at home.

So the Phillies lost at home. As feared, Cole Hamels didn't quite have it; he had the velocity, but the location left something to be desired, especially when the location ended up the lower tier in left field, courtesy of Yorvit Torrealba, whose homer preceded Hamels' premature exit, at which point he rushed to be with his wife, who picked a fine time to go into labor. Let's hope the Hamels and their new kid (what should be its name? Taylor? Deli? Spiral-Cut? Greeneggsand?) are doing better than the Phillies ended up doing.

And then there was the bullpen. The bullpen actually survived, perhaps because Uncle Charlie brought in almost his whole starting rotation. Lee pinch-ran, Happ pitched to one batter and took a liner off the leg to knock him out, and Blanton pitched, too. That leaves one obvious choice for Saturday, and suddenly signing Pedro seems like a master stroke. Or something. We'll see how well he pitches in a snowstorm a mile above sea level.

So it's a split heading to Denver. That's everything the Rockies wanted. The Phillies, well, they always do things the hard way. But it could be worse. Ask Matt Holliday.


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October 9, 2009

THIS WEEK'S "THE LETTER": IN THE YEAR 2000...

Here's this week's All Access newsletter. Self-explanatory:

So, what's next?

Nobody knows where the media go from here, but everyone seems to be an expert. And I've been reading a lot from those experts lately. Let me see if I can react to some of the assertions that are floating around out there:

1. The future is podcasting.

Maybe that should be "A future is podcasting." Or "Podcasting is PART of the future." The technology's already here, there's a critical mass of players and easy access to content, and yet, with the exception of some narrowly-targeted examples (mostly in the tech field), none are really all that huge and few are actually generating a lot of income. It would stand to reason that easily obtained on-demand programming is a no-brainer, and it isn't so much a replacement for radio as it is an extension of radio and a way to make a (non-live) show available to more people, but even though subscribing is fairly easy, it's still not a mass-market thing, and may never be. And I think that's because it still requires more planning and thought than most people want to put into audio entertainment. You can just hop into the car and hit a button and hear whatever happens to be on, or you can hit a button and hear your iPod tunes on shuffle, or you can go through the motions of subscribing and then moving through the menus to find and play a specific podcast. There will be people -- I include myself in this group -- who will be voracious users of podcasts, and there'll eventually be a bigger business in that, to reach specific, motivated consumers. But I'm not expecting that it'll kill off live radio all that quickly. It's meeting the need of people to be able to generate and send out content, but most people's content consumption needs are already met by other means, like flipping on the car radio.

2. The future is streaming.

Sort of. You can assume that customizable music stuff like Pandora and Last.fm will be part of the mix, and hybrids like Spotify, too. It'll also help if someone figures out how to filter the countless available streams into an easily navigable guide that you can operate while maintaining control of your car. Ubiquitous wireless broadband is a given, but it'll have to be cheap or free to really take hold if the economy remains difficult for more than a few years. And streaming is just a delivery mechanism. The main effect it has is to remove scarcity from the equation. And if streaming DOES replace the old radio broadcast model, it'll both present problems (unlimited competition battling for revenues) and opportunities (you can do unlimited streams, and anyone can start their own for minimal cost). But making money with it will take some more time.

3. The future is text messaging.

I saw this one pitched as radio's future primary competitor. I guess it's the same thing as how the telephone killed off radio in the 1930's, and the cell phone destroyed broadcasting in the 90's. Anyone who observes kids who text -- anyone who texts himself or herself -- knows that you do it while doing other stuff. Texting doesn't replace listening to radio, or watching video. It doesn't take away time spent with other media. You do it at the movies, at dinner, while watching TV. Look at the news: Texting hasn't even replaced driving, although it HAS replaced paying close attention to the road in front of you. It's a different medium, and it has revenue opportunities of its own, but it's more complimentary than competitive.

4. The future is HD Radio.

Oh, come on, now.

5. The future is the cell phone.

See streaming. It may very well be the primary device people use for consuming all media. You can already get access to it, and you should (you got an iPhone app? BlackBerry? WinMo, WebOS, Android? Get cracking on that). But what nobody seems to address when talking about the smartphone is that there's a long, long way to go to make even the iPhone the be-all, end-all device, because there's one element that's not been perfected: battery life. Go ahead, use the iPhone for streaming and see how much juice you have at the end of the work day to make a phone call.

6. The future is free.

Yeah, this is a problem, but it's a problem for all media, old and new. It's very, very hard to charge for any content other than something very special that you can get your employer to pay for (the Wall Street Journal, the Financial Times... er, yeah, that's about it). The problem for everything is that many of the largest traditional advertisers have slashed budgets and some are never coming back. And the ones that remain are looking for bargains, and they're intrigued by the idea of paying not for CPMs but for actual sales trackable to specific advertising, which saves them money. The big chore for radio is to either show that advertising to wider segments of the public is worth the cost (and isn't riddled with wasted circulation), or to come up with ways to sell those narrow slivers and produce trackable results. Tough job either way.

7. The future is anything but radio.

I can't declare radio dead yet. It's not going to be the same as before; there's way too much competition for attention. But it's not like radio is "laughably obsolete," as one pundit claimed. It's ubiquitous, it's practically free, it's easy to use (and everyone knows how), it's live, and it's less prone to dropouts and dead spots than 3G. It just works, as a certain company likes you to say about their higher-tech offerings. And audience levels remain quite large. Sure, young people say they don't listen to radio, but the dirty secret is that they ALWAYS said that. When I was in high school and college many years ago, only radio geeks like me would ever admit to listening to radio. Everyone else stuck to their cassettes and LPs, the way today's kids have iPods. And they would say "I never listen to corporate radio," but they seemed to know exactly where WMMR or WNEW were on the dial. Somehow, I think radio will be around, despite the competition, despite the (mis)management, despite the crushing debt and likely bankruptcies to come. There's still life in this industry. And it could be worse; you could be working in the magazine industry. Or newspapers. Or television. Or car manufacturing.

All right, then, what IS the future going to be like? Simple: I dunno. But at least I admit it. The people who make a living telling you what the future of the media will be like don't know, either, but they'll be happy to take a paycheck to tell you that they know. Actually, that sounds like a better plan than mine. If you're willing to pay me, I'll be happy to act like I know something. Cash preferred.

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Oh, yeah, here's a reminder: I will be moderating the syndication panel at the Talk Radio Boot Camp in Atlanta on November 14th, with top agents Eric Weiss and Lisa Miller, syndicated host Doug Stephan, Envision Radio Networks' Danno Wolkoff, Dial Global's Jessica Sherman, and Radio Affiliate Services & Syndication's Scott Gilreath on the panel. We'll be talking about the pros and cons of syndication, who gets there, how they do it, and what works (and doesn't). Face it, if you're a good local host, you're wondering what it takes to get to the regional or national level. We'll try to answer that. Go to talkshowbootcamp.com for more about that.

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It's been a busy couple of weeks at All Access, what with the New! Improved! Version 3.0 having been launched, and, yes, I've heard your praise and your questions and I'm glad that folks seem to like the new format. All the praise should go to All Access' own technical experts who spent an enormous amount of time making this thing work. And there's more to come. In the meantime, Talk Topics is plugging away with material for your show prep needs, this week including an interesting reaction to undersized fries, a dead deer in a clown suit, a flaming pumpkin, why iPods and marathons don't mix, the debut of the UFL (what?), why not to wear red shoes on a San Francisco bus, Matt Holliday's traumatic ninth inning, the "scaled-back" Neiman Marcus Christmas catalog, a TV star's unfortunate mid-air groin injury, how weight has become a campaign issue in New Jersey's gubernatorial race, the latest in the saga of the Obama ChiaPet, how an 81 year old won his division at the Twin Cities Marathon with the help of a borrowed catheter, the Most Annoying Fans in Sports (we Eagles fans are number 4 -- next time, to the top!), and a lot of stories about the terrible economy, as you might expect. Also, enjoy "10 Questions With..." KMLB/Monroe, LA PD and "Redding News Review" syndicated host Rob Redding and the rest of All Access, where the usual resources and news and columns are better than ever and still totally free.

Oh, yeah, I just thought of another reason radio can't go away. During the playoffs, if you don't listen to the radio, you can't hear Vin Scully call the Dodger games. Try finding THAT in a text message.


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October 10, 2009

COLD RELIABLE

The Phillies got colded out in Denver tonight, and we saw this one coming for a long time. If they had to put a team in Denver, they needed to put a retractable dome on that place. No dome and television insisting on sticking the game into the late-night slot so they can air the Dodgers, Yankees, and Red Sox when people might actually be watching means temperatures in the 20s, and you can't play baseball in that weather.

Seriously, try it. Wait until January or February (assuming you live someplace cold). Go outside and try to throw a baseball. Can't wear a glove, so you have to go barehanded. See how long you go and how easy it is. That's what it's like in Denver at night right now. And baseball knew this could happen. By the time the Jays got good, they had a dome. The Twins say that it was not a problem back at the old Met, but that's when the season ended in early October; next season outdoors at Target Field could get interesting if they manage to get into the playoffs and survive the first round. It's getting ridiculous, and it could have been avoided.

But baseball doesn't really care, or, more precisely, the TV interests that tell baseball what to do don't care. So it's too cold to play. Doesn't matter. As long as the Yankees and Red Sox and maybe the Dodgers get face time in the right time slots, it's all good.

What I want the most from these playoffs is for the Phillies to repeat. Other than that, I want to hear Bud Selig try to explain why a World Series game has to be played in below-freezing temperatures, or in a blizzard. In fact, it would be totally cool to see the Series get delayed into December because of snow that wouldn't quit. It would be cool because it would never, ever happen again.

Unless Fox insisted on keeping things the way they are. Gotta get the Yankees on in prime time. You draw more eyeballs for the "House" and "Glee" promos that way.


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October 11, 2009

TELEVISION OBSCURITIES

I would have had more time to write something here today, but I wasted too much time at this site, Television Obscurities, which has lots of stuff about, well, television obscurities, from experimental TV schedules from 1939-40 to "Mr. Terrific" in an odd German DVD release and the little-remembered last two episodes of "Green Acres" which apparently were intended as "backdoor pilots" for new series that never happened. Yeah, I can get lost at sites like that. It was in the middle of perusing a 1963 Hartford Courant TV listing that I realized I need help.

Anyway, if you're an obscure-TV geek like me, go there. Now. Allocate plenty of time.


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October 12, 2009

NLDS GAME FOUR: WE'LL TAKE IT

Blown lead? Check. Huge ninth inning comeback? Check. Tense bottom of the ninth, tying and willing runs on, Lidge on the mound? Check.

Now, that's a sweet win.

So now the Phillies face the Dodgers. I live in enemy territory. It will take a lot of willpower not to run around with my Phillies cap and my World Champions t-shirt. I'll try to restrain it. I value my life.


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October 13, 2009

NO BREAK

AllAccess.com redid the site a couple of weeks ago, and a lot of people busted their collective ass to make it happen. And the reviews have been solid-to-enthusiastic. But here's what I got: I got a complaint that there's not as much material in Talk Topics.

Well, now, a few things: One, I'm cranking out the same amount of stuff as before. It just LOOKS different. But, hey, look, I'm one guy. That column is all mine, and I do all the story-mining myself. I don't cheat by checking Fark or any other aggregator. I go and read a ridiculous number of websites, starting at 3 am and ending whenever. I write all the items and headlines from scratch, jokes and all. You want more? Sorry, there's only one of me. Deal with it.

It's nice to be needed and wanted, but, man, give me a little break once in a while. I'm writing as fast as I can.

I'm particularly on empty at the moment from two late (for me) nights. Sunday, a friend was visiting and the Phillies game went late, so I ended up awake until close to midnight, then had to wake up at 3. Last night, after the Phillies, we joined our friend and another friend for a lovely dinner at the resort down the street, and the company and the atmosphere were too nice to run home from and sleep. So, again, late night. I long for the days when I could follow a normal human schedule, but those days are long in the past. And I know that I couldn't do it anyway; I'm going to wake up at 3 or 4 no matter what, and if I don't do it myself, the cat will do it for me. If I think about it, i get very, very exhausted.

So I won't think about it.


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October 14, 2009

TEN REASONS TO ROOT FOR THE PHILLIES RIGHT NOW

On the eve of the Championship Series, ten reasons you should be rooting for the Phillies and not those other guys:

1. How can you not love Ryan Howard, a big, goofy guy who makes up for infuriating strikeouts and fielding miscues by crushing tape-measure homers and driving in so many runs you take it for granted? Points subtracted for endorsing the Subway abortion of a cheesesteak.

2. Chutley. Nobody's sure if he has a personality, and he goes into some epic slumps, but the guy is good, really good.

3. The manager speaks a language heretofore unknown to linguists. He could be imparting incredible wisdom, but we'll never know.

4. Third baseman: Pete Happy.

5. They're not the Yankees or Dodgers.

6. It's better to be on the same side as J-Roll and Victorino than against them.

7. The left fielder looks like he should be toting a lunch bucket to work, and plays like it, too, in the best sense of the phrase. He just gets the job done.

8. If they win, Larry Andersen will take a break from complaining about the umpiring.

9. Yankee fans are smug and think they're owed yet another title. Dodger fans are either not into it enough to stay for the whole game or into it so much that they'll knife you in the parking lot if they think you're a rival gang memb... er, a Giants fan. Angels fans are there for the Thunderstixx and Rally Monkey and because they're former Dodger fans who'd rather not fight the traffic up the 5 freeway. Phillies fans are real, and not as scary as when they're rooting for the Eagles. Okay, we're scary any time. But lovable. Sort of. Look, you with us or not?

10. Because I like them. That should be enough reason.


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October 15, 2009

NLCS GAME 1: THEY DON'T KNOW US VERY WELL, DO THEY?

The most striking scene from tonight's Phillies victory was the aerial shot from the blimp in the top of the ninth. The Phillies were holding onto a two run lead, Brad Lidge was warming up for the bottom of the ninth, and... there were plenty of emptied seats in the park. As always, people were bailing early.

Did they know about Lidge? Did they know that a two-run lead is not safe with him on the mound? Probably not; there's practically no recognition of anything about the Phillies out here. The papers have barely mentioned the Phils in their pre-series coverage. Sports radio seemed to have already determined that the Dodgers would win. There was nothing about the Phillies' power, about the scary bullpen and Hamels' season-long troubles and Uncle Charlie's inscrutable rotation and game management. So why would Dodger fans know to stay put and see what happens?

The result, though, was a Lidge save, albeit one with TWO tying-run-at-the-plate situations and a fortuitous rocket-one-hopper right at Utley for a double play. And the early-leavers probably got ahead of the real traffic nightmare by about 30 seconds.

The game? Both Hamels and Kershaw imploded in the 5th, with Kershaw allowing a three-run bomb by Chooch and Hamels watching Manny deposit a low changeup into the left-field pavilion. George Sherrill, a key Dodger late-season addition, was awful, serving up a three-run shot by Ibanez, and Madson sucked, too, handing a couple back in the bottom of the 8th. And then Lidge did his thing, and it's 1-0.

Pedro goes Friday. This... should be interesting. Blanton's probably warming up already.


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October 16, 2009

THIS WEEK'S "THE LETTER": BROUGHT TO YOU BY....

This week's All Access newsletter blah blah blah:

Yeah, it's late again. This week, I have an excuse, and, no, it doesn't involve spending the time I would have been writing this column watching the Phillies-Dodgers instead. (Although I DID watch, of course) This time, it was my Internet connection, which was intermittently down, up at exceedingly slow speeds, and normal, all at 3 in the morning, which is when I start work. That's when you find out that "24/7 customer service" means "you get to suffer through 20 minutes with an automated system that won't let you speak to a human, then get a human with the technical know-how of a stale marshmallow and a similar personality." After ten minutes of her insisting that I needed to clear my cache and cookies, I gave up, made a service appointment, and went for a run. When I returned, the Net was back. Sort of. It's still slower than it should be, but at least it works.

Why do you need to know this? You don't, but it makes me feel better. Also, I'm not going to be recommending my cable company as an ISP to anyone. And right there's a segue into this week's topic. Last week, you might recall, the Federal Trade Commission announced that it would now hold bloggers accountable for full disclosure when they accept gifts, freebies, and/or cash in exchange for favorable reviews. Sound familiar? Yeah, radio has to do that, too. And while I'm not a fan of mandatory content regulation, I do think that everyone who does any reporting or creative content owes it to his or her audience to fully disclose all of that stuff. So there's that. (Full disclosure: I am such a lame blogger, nobody gives me anything. I wouldn't accept it anyway, but I don't get the offers. So much for any delusion that I'm a highly influential opinion leader)

That got me thinking about when content creators -- hey, that's you! -- endorse stuff. And that's been something that's bothered me about radio for a long time. One of the big selling points of doing talk or personality radio is that hosts can do endorsements and live reads; It's been that way since Marconi, or at least Arthur Godfrey. That's reassuring in this economy; no matter what people think of radio, and radio advertising, right now, there's still appeal and value in a live read and the sales ability of a popular radio host. It's something that radio can still sell at a premium. Your word, and your reputation, remain worth a lot.

The other side to that is that you're selling your good name and your opinion, and that's dangerous, because when you do that, you're putting your reputation, and the station's reputation, on the line. And if the client doesn't make every customer happy, it's the host and the station that take the hit along with the client. Are you comfortable with that?

My dad was a typical radio listener and consumer. I remember him hearing commercials for a particular insurance company and raging about how they were LYING and they DIDN'T have better rates and he called them and they were DOUBLE his present carrier and it was all LIES. He seemed to be holding everyone -- the radio station, the client, the ad agency, the host -- personally responsible for not being true to their claims. And, yes, as a PD, I heard from listeners who had unhappy dealings with clients who had host-endorsement spots on the station. All it takes is one bad experience and not only have you lost that listener, but you get that person telling friends and family about it.

However, you can't NOT have live spots and endorsements, can you? Not when every penny of ad revenue counts. But you need to be careful, and you need to maintain your integrity. You can't do that if you're puffing up a client you don't know or don't use. That's a sales issue; a station, even one kind of desperate for billing, has to know when to say no to a client. Some advertising isn't worth the revenue; it's a turn-off, it affects the station's reputation with listeners, it hurts. Sometimes, it's that the ads reflect an image you don't want to project -- virility enhancement treatment spots, for example, make the station sound a little tawdry. At one of my stations, I couldn't convince anyone that incessant commercials for a "wound care center" were off-putting, but they were. Ads are part of the overall sound of your station, not just in production but in content.

With an endorsement, there's additional potential trouble. If you say the prices are the lowest, the prices better really be the lowest. If you say the service is the best, it better really be the best. If anything you say isn't what a listener experiences, you drop a few notches in his or her estimation. But how do you keep that advertising without getting a reputation as a shill? Maybe you can't, but you can at least maintain your honesty. Talk about your own personal experiences. Don't guarantee anything, just be honest: "I went there and they gave me a good deal; see what they can do for you" comes off as more honest than "they're the best with the lowest prices." You're no expert. Don't try to portray yourself as one. Just be what the listeners are, an average consumer, and relate to them what you observed. And if you didn't use the product, just give them the details and don't make claims you can't verify. Be honest, disclose everything, and you'll probably sell more effectively than if you do the carnival barker routine.

Times may be tough, but that's no reason to lower your, and radio's, standards. We can sell product without lying or puffing or losing our dignity, right? Good, then. Do that.

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And allow me to try and sell something and maintain MY dignity. I'll be moderating the syndication panel at the Talk Radio Boot Camp in Atlanta on November 14th, with a panel including agents Eric Weiss and Lisa Miller, syndicated host Doug Stephan, Envision Radio Networks' Danno Wolkoff, Dial Global's Jessica Sherman, and Radio Affiliate Services & Syndication's Scott Gilreath. I know for a fact, since I'm putting the thing together, that we'll be talking about the pros and cons of syndication, who gets there, how they do it, and what works (and doesn't). We'll also be taking questions, so if you're wondering about how syndication works and what a talent has to do to get there (and whether it's right for you and you're right for it), this panel is designed to help you get answers. And it'll probably be a good networking opportunity, too. Go to talkshowbootcamp.com for more about that.

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Because it's late, I'll skip the usual recounting of Talk Topics material and just remind you that Talk Topics (now with more snarky headlines!) is still packed with material for your show, and, yes, it's being updated even more frequently than in the previous version, so come on by whenever you're looking for some stuff to talk about. You'll also find "10 Questions With..." up-and-comer KICD/Spencer, IA Sports Director Heath Reynolds, and the rest of All Access is humming with the usual industry-leading news coverage, charts, columns, and, now, forums (including News-Talk-Sports -- drop by, post stuff, join the community). It's all free, so no excuses.

The Internet connection is still working, so I'm gonna go get a few more minutes of work in before the ballgame today. See you next week.


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October 17, 2009

GEEBA GEEBA LIVES

Oh, hell, I'm too lazy tonight. So I checked my "recommended" section on YouTube and I found this:

Someone took stills of Sandy Becker and his puppets and did a slideshow set to his theme song, "That Happy Feeling" by Bert Kaempfert. Anyone who grew up in the 60's watching Sandy Becker on Channel 5 in New York will get nostalgia pangs with this one. And if you grew up in L.A. in the 70's, you'll remember it as the song they played on Channel 52 in that long interval before the station signed on in the afternoon with "Speed Racer" and "Kimba" reruns and whenever else they felt the need to fill gaps in the programming (it wasn't like they were selling many ads). Bert Kaempfert music was everywhere on children's TV in those days. No way that would happen now; too corny and "old." It was corny and old then, too, but, somehow, it worked.

More information about Sandy Becker, is, of course, available on the Internets. Likewise about Channel 52.


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October 18, 2009

A PRODUCTION OF THE DUMONT TELEVISION NETWORK

I'm lazier tonight than I was yesterday, because work today has been slower and more taxing than usual. So, go here and enjoy some amazing very old television, including stuff like "The Hank McCune Show" (first laugh track), "Okay Mother" (Dennis James in a very odd game show), "O.K. Crackerby!" (Burl Ives in a sitcom I remember watching when I was very young), and much more. You know how I love that stuff; I know nothing about that site or who's behind it, but the video's very cool. If I could embed it here, I would, but no go, so, again, go here.


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October 19, 2009

IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HEAR, GEORGE IS HAVING A PARTY

It's late again, so a longer post will have to wait. But I would be remiss if I didn't mention the Phillies' win today, on a two-out gapper by Jimmy Rollins, the kind of thing Phillies fans have come to almost expect this season. Jonathan Broxton's meltdown helped -- can't anyone close a game anymore? -- but... wow. It's looking good.

And the sooner the Phils close this thing out, the sooner baseball fans can escape those "Lopez Tonight" promos, this year's "Frank TV." "George is having a party," you see. It doesn't seem like much of a party -- it's just a lot of people milling around in the street while George stands on a car and asks if they're ready to party -- but whatever the merits of George's party, it's past my bedtime.

Past my bedtime... yes, it is. G'night.


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October 20, 2009

19

We celebrated our 19th anniversary today, Fran and me, and it was lovely, a low-key, just-us kind of evening enjoying some good southern cooking in Long Beach and each other's company. That's always a good thing. And I'm going to get back to it right now, because spending your evening in front of the computer when it's your anniversary is, you know, gauche.

Far be it from me to be gauche.


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October 21, 2009

THE LEAGUE, OURS ONCE MORE

The outcome, of course, was pre-determined. The Phillies were going to win this game, they were going to repeat as National League champions, they were not going to return to Dodger Stadium this season. And that's how it went. Monday's game finished off the Dodgers. This was a formality.

But it was an entertaining formality, with homers and a raucous crowd, even if there was no real drama. We've been here before, Phillies fans have, and while a second straight pennant, previously unheard-of in Philadelphia, is a great achievement and establishes this squad as the Best Phillies Team Ever, it will take a second consecutive World Championship to make them the Best Philadelphia Team In Any Sport Ever. That this is a possibility is testament to how good they've been.

Tonight, however, was an opportunity to celebrate the road so far. Packed house of red-clad crazies, check. Lidge on the mound, check. Champagne, check. Deja vu. The good kind.


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October 22, 2009

THIS WEEK'S "THE LETTER": LIFE IS HARD. RADIO IS... HARD, TOO

This week's All Access newsletter is about something that happened just this afternoon. Why, if it's a problem for me, it must be a problem for everyone! And so...:

Here's this week's annoyance: I wanted to listen to a particular radio station, which shall remain nameless, over its Internet stream. So, I went to its website, found the "Listen Live!" button, clicked, and got....

Okay, first, a page came up telling me that I have a Mac. Why, yes, I do, and I know that, based on careful examnation of evidence like the Mac OS on the screen and the glowing Apple on the lid. The page also advised me that the browser I was using, Firefox, is not supported, and in order to listen, I'd have to use Safari and make sure Flip4Mac is installed.

Ah, well, okay. Turns out that I'm a geek, so I can speak the language of indecipherable computer jargon and know that they're referring to the other Apple browser and the program you have to install to play Windows Media streams on a Mac. I have all of that, so, a little annoyed, I fired up Safari, went to the website, clicked "Listen Live!," and got....

This time, I got the player, which showed that it was LOADING. Two minutes later, it was still LOADING. Five minutes: LOADING. It never did stop LOADING. I gave up after a while, but out of curiosity, I tried it on my cell phone, a Windows Mobile model (yeah, I know, but there was no AT&T service until a month or so ago, so no iPhone for me). Nothing. Then I went to my creaky old PC, went through the motions, and... voila! There it was! Stuttery, muffled, but it worked. Finally.

I'm telling you this because it strikes me that the radio industry, while it's demanding FM tuners in cell phones and toasters and stuff, and while it's pushing people to buy HD Radios in which they have absolutely no interest, can't get even the simple matter of streaming quite right all the time. If we're in agreement -- I think we are -- that radio stations need to be available in as many places as possible, on every device and in every permutation, why is it that so many stations stream in formats that don't work on every device, or use proprietary players nobody wants to use?

Your station probably streams to PCs with little problem, but why make it hard for the significant number of Mac users? You may have an iPhone app, but how hard is it to do that for BlackBerries and Windows Mobile and Android and WebOS? I hear all the talk at the NAB conventions about how radio wants to be on every device, but a lot of stations aren't bothering to be on all the devices they CAN be on right now. Come on. It's not enough to stream and podcast. It has to work, simply and unfailingly, without the need for users to have to get technical, on PCs, Macs, Linux, and every smartphone. It's 2009. Let's get this done, people.

(By the way, I'm not looking to get into the ancillary arguments about streaming here. Oh, okay, just briefly. First, I know that nobody's making money on the streams, but that's not forever and that's no reason to abandon the people who can't hear you on a radio at their offices in the meantime. Second, can someone lock the NAB people and the heads of the big radio groups and the AFTRA leadership in a room until they can come up with a rational agreement on simulcasting spots on the streams? Third, sure, stations should be looking to use streaming and podcasts for programming other than what's on the air, but the people who take that to mean that stations shouldn't stream regular over-the-air programming have never worked in a building where AM radio is nothing but electrical interference and FM depends on how close you are to the window; in the long term, you gotta stream)

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Gotta drop in a reminder that I'll be moderating the syndication panel at the Talk Radio Boot Camp in Atlanta on November 14th, with agents Eric Weiss and Lisa Miller, syndicated host Doug Stephan, Envision Radio Networks' Danno Wolkoff, and Dial Global's Jessica Sherman on the panel. We'll be talking about how to get syndicated, whether you SHOULD be syndicated, what to look out for in the process, and more. Go to talkshowbootcamp.com for more about that.

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Now, you might assume that I spent all week watching, and then celebrating, Your Defending World Champion Philadephia Phillies' second consecutive National League pennant, therefore not having time to post the usual load of show prep goodness that makes All Access News-Talk-Sports' Talk Topics the industry's leading column of talk show material. And you'd be right about the first part -- of COURSE I watched! -- but wrong about the column, because there's the usual number of fresh stories for you to use this week. Go there now for items like the legal redefinition of bong water, why some high school students are rejecting the school system's free condoms, a good old-fashioned book burning (in 2009!), the Dodger divorce, videos of Phillies fans embarrassing themselves (I'm so proud... sniff), a story about an unwanted artificial rectum, the impending commercial real estate crash and what it means to the rest of us (hint: not good), DUI on a La-Z-Boy, the overhead baggage crisis, musicians demanding that their songs not be used as torture, the Monopoly World Championships, the popularity of cookie diets, and lots and lots and lots of stories about the SWINE FLU!!!, the bad economy, and the neverending health care crisis. Really, if you're stuck for an idea for your show, you should be able to find something to jog your imagination, plus exceedingly stupid jokes and stuff. Once you're done with that, you'll also want to read "10 Questions With..." Talk Radio Network's legendary Phil Hendrie, who has some provocative and honest things to say about the radio business (and who's just brought back all his characters -- Ted's of Beverly Hills is open for business again!). And then you can catch up with the latest industry news at Net News, weigh in on the radio world in the new forums section, check the ratings and job listings and charts, and enjoy the numerous other resources and columns at All Access, all free.

Next week? Let's see, we'll be a couple of games into the World Series at that point (featuring Your Defending World Champions, the Philadelphia Phillies!) and Halloween will be looming just a few hours later. No, I shouldn't be too distracted to write a coherent column.


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October 23, 2009

PLENTY O' NOTHIN'

It feels corny and embarrassing to even THINK "Thank God it's Friday," but that's my feeling right now. I'm looking forward to a day or so of rest and reading -- no Phillies to interrupt, not too much work to worry about, no significant errands to run.

What am I waiting for? Lemme shut this thing down.


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October 24, 2009

BAD LEG, GOOD DAY

Today: Shin splints or something like that. Read two books. Watched some TV, caught up on "Mad Men" and "30 Rock." Exactly the kind of day I needed.

Not that the pain was fun. I was running fine when I noticed my left leg felt a little sore in the shin area, but nothing major. At about the eight mile mark, the ache became a full-fledged on-fire situation. I ended up walking the last mile and a half and trying to stay off the leg the rest of the day, hobbling when I needed to run some errands and propping the leg up at all other times. It feels a lot better now, but it's not right. It needs rest, it would seem. So I'll rest.

The books? One was a forgettable music industry tell-all, the other was Guy DeLisle's "Burma Chronicles," a graphic novel -- more a series of vignettes than a narrative -- about his family's year in Burma while his wife did a stint there for Médecins Sans Frontières - France. It's been out for a while and I meant to get to it earlier, but never found the time. I'm glad I did find some time. Some stories play out much better in graphic form, and this one is a fine example. The "I didn't know that" moments combine with the personal and the travelogue to make a compelling book. Go read it.

And no baseball. Rain. Tomorrow for that, and maybe some Soupy Sales memories. Tonight, I'm gonna prop up my leg and hope that there's no searing pain in the morning.


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October 25, 2009

BRONX CHEER

So the Angels couldn't get it done, and it'll be Sabathia against Lee on Wednesday. In a way, I'm glad the Yankees won, because it's always more fun when your team's going up against the universally-acknowledged Evil Empire. Fox has to be relieved to have New York in there, too; a Phillies-Angels series would have sent the network executives into spasms, because they'd have gotten ratings in Philadelphia and nowhere else (the Angels TV ratings are... not strong). Plus, Jeter-A-Rod et al. vs. Howard-Utley-Rollins-Werth etc. Can't complain about this matchup. And Hank Steinbrenner got his $200 million worth.

I can complain, however, about the leg injury that still has me walking like Walter Brennan. I'm going to have to stay off it a little while longer. Needless to say, I am not in a good mood about that. Excuse me while I go sulk and wince. It's my way of multitasking.


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October 26, 2009

HAVING A SWELL TIME

So what I thought was a shin problem is more of an ankle thing. I'm assuming this since I noticed that my ankle is presently comically inflated in a standard cankle configuration. I can walk, but I've had to put running on hold while applying ice to the ankle, which has also led to the realization that a generic Ralphs plastic slider sandwich bag does not provide adequate leak protection when ice melts within. It might take a while for the pillow on which I had my leg propped to dry.

The lack of exercise is driving me crazy. By lunchtime, having not left my computer for much longer than a couple of minutes at a time, I was stir crazy. I was also unshowered and slightly dazed in the same way one feels when one has a very bad head cold; I felt removed from society, not active, not part of the world. I am SO addicted to running. This thing better heal, and fast. I don't want to rush it, but... damn.

It IS slightly less painful than it was yesterday, and the pain isn't going up my leg quite as far. I count that as progress. Maybe it'll be better tomorrow, too. I've had enough of this inaction. And ice.


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October 27, 2009

DOWN WITH THE UPGRADE

Update:

Ankle: slightly better. Still hurts and swollen.

Windows 7: Installed. Several crashes, wouldn't see iPod Touch as iPod Touch, weird behavior, but... it's working. Fingers crossed.

Otherwise: Nothing much. Still getting computer fixed and work done. Later.


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October 28, 2009

2009 WORLD SERIES GAME 1: THE CLIFF LEE SHOW, STARRING CLIFF LEE, WITH SPECIAL GUEST CHASE UTLEY

That was nice.

No, that was dominant. Cliff Lee was what the Phillies hoped they were getting when they made the not-Halliday deal in mid-season, and more. He dominated. He was at times unhittable. And, when nonchalanting a popup or snagging a grounder behind his back, he was just iconic. It's no surprise that the instant meme on Twitter was to do Chuck Norris-style jokes about Lee's invincibility, but his unflappability and, at least outwardly, his ease in the intense spotlight of the Series opener were on a different level from mere mortals. Nasty, awesome stuff.

Until they broke it open at the end, the Phillies weren't exactly knocking the fences over, either, with the key exception of Chase Utley, who took title and possession of C.C. Sabathia with two homers, the second of which would have been out of any park (the first was one of those Yankee Stadium first-row right-field-porch jobs, but they count for both teams). Utley's been mostly silent in the playoffs, and seemed to be hurting; maybe he is, but not tonight.

And that's all they needed. Phillies 6, Yankees 1, Lee goes the distance, and the experts who assumed Sabathia would dominate go back to the drawing board. Pedro and Burnett tomorrow. You know, this is fun. More fun when your team wins, of course, but fun.


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October 29, 2009

2009 WORLD SERIES GAME 2: IN WHICH A.J. BURNETT DOESN'T FLAME OUT AND CHARLIE GETS POSSESSED BY GRADY LITTLE

A split after two in the Bronx isn't bad. That's what Phillies fans have to remind themselves today. After all, that's how they do it. Same as against the Dodgers. Split on the road, head home, get things done. Simple.

Still, they should have won this game. Pedro Martinez pitched pretty well, and left down only 2-1; only one more run scored, but, really, he was in a few batters too long, That's reminiscent of... yeah, right across the street, Grady Little letting him keep going. Charlie Manuel, learn your history.

But it wasn't a beatdown. They just couldn't do much with A.J. Burnett, and that hurts. Burnett didn't flame out in the 5th. He should have, based on his past performance. Surely by the 6th, he should have been flailing. Nope; he got through 7, and Rivera, shaky and lucky in the 8th, got through a two-inning save. It didn't help that Ryan Howard struck out four times. Dude, big stage here. Not time to revert to your usual April form.

So, let's bright-side this one. They took home field away, and all they need to do to keep it is to sweep all three in Philadelphia. Easy, right?

It's never easy.


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October 30, 2009

THIS WEEK'S "THE LETTER": THE ROYAL WII

This week's All Access newsletter uses the "Hold Your Wee For A Wii" case to take some shots at radio as usual:

So the Wii Pee case resulted in $16 million billion trillion dollars in damages, and we've all learned a valuable lesson, haven't we, gang? We now know that it's wrong to have a contest in which someone can die. And, um, we learned that releases don't necessarily get you off the hook. All right, then! Back to business as usual! Hey, that guy in the corner looks a little old to be an intern. And the business suit's a little much... oh, right, that's the station lawyer. Nice to meet you, sir.

There's a lot of pontificating and hand-wringing and analysis going on about that case, and they seem to be focusing on whether the contestant had personal responsibility. I even saw one column expressing sorrow and sympathy for the owner of the station, who's clearly suffering more than anyone, except for the dead woman, and her family, and the employees who got fired, and their families, among others. But I take some other things from this story, such as:

1. Can we just admit that a lot of radio promotions are lame and embarrassing? Radio stations don't seem to be aware that doing stunt promotions may get attention, but it's not necessarily the best kind of attention. Look at us, we're camping on a billboard until the local team wins a game! How creative! Making it a charitable event doesn't cover up the fact that a lot of radio's standard attention grabbers are low-rent and old hat; in 2009, we're seeing the same kind of Zoo-y stuff radio was doing 20 years ago. I'm glad that the talk format is relatively untouched by The Wacky, but that stuff paints all of radio with the same brush. That's not to say that you shouldn't ever do goofy stunts or outlandish contests -- some morning shows, in particular, do that kind of thing well -- but remember that the public's perception of you is shaped by that. And if you're known as the Station Who Killed A Listener, good luck.

2. Context is a tricky thing. I don't think there's a context in which the Wii contest would make more sense, but a lot of promotions and material radio hosts do are dependent on a context that may not be there when news of what they're doing spreads. Talk radio is a prime example. You've seen how there are groups that have people transcribe everything Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Michael Savage, and others say, then pull quotes and proclaim that they clearly show that the hosts are evil minions of Satan? You may intend a comment or stunt or contest as a joke, and your regular audience may know it's a joke, but there's always someone ready to complain. Having a lot of experience creating exactly that kind of radio, I know how something you do can be twisted when it's taken out of its natural habitat. I don't think you should stop doing that material -- to the contrary -- but you need to be aware that someone out there may be lurking to make you look bad, and that radio management does a poor job of defending its content. Many -- I'd say most, but I don't want to generalize TOO much here -- GMs will cave at the first hint of a complaint, even when something was clearly meant as a joke or satire. (And, boy, do I have stories about THAT. I'd tell you about some of them, but the memories are still traumatic) Radio managers are under the gun with advertising revenues way, way down, and they'd rather suspend or fire you than defend what you say, even when you didn't do anything wrong. Corporate management, of course, has no idea who you are, so they'll fire you without a second thought. Those guys aren't even sure they own your station. They own so many. For now.

3. You can't program through lawyers, but you can use common sense. It IS true that no release form will let you off the hook for negligence. It's also true that jocks and producers are unlikely to know that. But someone in the building should at least know enough to ask the question, and when there's an indication of danger, pull the plug. Of course, that kind of person was fired several rounds of layoffs ago.

Summary: It wouldn't hurt for radio to put forth an image that's a little smarter, a little slicker, a little more self-respecting than torture contests and sitting on billboards. Less wacky, less slapstick, more clever and funny. Hey, it's my fantasy; I can ask for whatever I want.

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Here's another reminder that I'll be moderating the syndication panel at the Talk Radio Boot Camp in Atlanta on November 14th, with agents Eric Weiss and Lisa Miller, syndicated host Doug Stephan, Envision Radio Networks' Danno Wolkoff, and Dial Global's Jessica Sherman on the panel, and, I think, Phil Tower from the Allen Hunt Show, too (and if that's not official, I'll just go into the audience and drag him up to be on the panel). We'll be talking about how to get syndicated, whether you SHOULD be syndicated, what to look out for in the process, independent syndication, and more, plus your questions. Go to talkshowbootcamp.com for more about that.

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So I got through all of this without mentioning the World Series -- a split on the road? Not bad -- or my Windows 7 experience (just a dozen crashes and reboots in two days and no sound driver available? Not bad) (please save the "buy a Mac" thing; I use a Mac, too). Impressive. But I do have to get to the plug for Talk Topics at All Access News-Talk-Sports. So far this week, the topics therein include a really huge ball of rubber bands, the long, painful death throes of Jai Alai, why people are (allegedly) abandoning store brands again, a proposed ban on White Pages, why you find reality shows on cable channels that are supposed to be about music or game shows, the psychological effects of being defriended on Facebook, this weekend's "pumpkin patrols," a crackdown on drunk bicyclists, the genetic basis for bad driving, a guy with a ferret in his pants, and so much more, including a ton of economic news, lots of healthcare stuff, and items about sports, entertainment, Halloween, zeppelins, and beer pong. Do check out "10 Questions With..." KOMO/Seattle newsman and college communications instructor Charlie Harger, who has a lot of interesting things to say about the future of the business (and so do his students, in a video that's right in the middle of the interview). Stop by the new Forums, too, where you can comment on everything radio (including this column, of course). And the rest of All Access continues with the industry's best and most reliable news coverage, columns, music charts, and a vasy array of resources, all absolutely free.

Next week at this time, I will either be very happy (Phillies win, Win7 sound card drivers stop refuing to install) or miserable (Yankees win, silent, crashy computer). Either way, you can't lose.


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October 31, 2009

2009 WORLD SERIES GAME 3: UP (TOO) CLOSE AND PERSONAL

The story of Game 3 is simple: Cole Hamels was the same Cole Hamels he's been all year, which means a few decent innings followed by a frustrating flameout in which he insists on going to his worst pitch, the curve, with disastrous results. That's all you need to know.

Well, there's a little more. There's the long rain delay. There's the pivotal moment when A-Rod hit a fly ball that may or may not have gone out but definitely hit a Fox camera that may or may not have been sticking onto the field, and was ruled a home run after a replay review. There's Hamels falling apart the next inning, giving up a couple of flares (one to opposing pitcher Andy Pettitte, who wasn't that sharp himself) and then a non-flare and the roof caved in. The rest was academic, including a couple of Werth blasts that didn't make up the difference, the Yankees needing to use Rivera with a three run lead, one out and nobody on in the ninth because Philip Hughes threatened to blow the lead after a Chooch homer, and the continuing nails-on-a-blackboard TV coverage (including the usual McCarverisms and the rain-delay use of the decidedly not-for-children "The Cleveland Show" to fill time. Actually, considering the way the game went, that was the best part of the night).

Sabathia vs. Blanton tomorrow. I'm watching at a friend's house; he'll need to keep the sharp objects hidden.


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