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May 11, 2003

Warm and sunny and dry,

Warm and sunny and dry, the light glistening off the ocean. The neighbor's sudsing his SUV, Vin Scully echoing from the radio propped on a rock nearby. Birds are swooping from the sky in one direction; someone's model plane is going the opposite way. Guys are toting surfboards to the path down to the rocks and the break, while planes taking off from LAX are streaking across the blue. Kids imitating Tony Hawk, runners and bikers and walkers and gawkers trotting and rolling and striding and standing around...

...and you expected me to stay inside and write on a day like this? Please.




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May 12, 2003

El Segundo is attempting to

El Segundo is attempting to change its image with some downtown renovation. Presently, El Segundo's image is... what? A bunch of office buildings just south of LAX? The TRW and Hughes plants? The punchline to a Johnny Carson joke? Umm... that's about it.

I'm not sure which displays more hubris, a town that thinks it can change its image or one that has no image but thinks it does. El Segundo is a little of both- it has no image, and it's mistaken if it thinks a few palm trees and new street lights will turn it into Beverly Hills. There are cities right nearby that DO have images: Torrance is all malls and suburbia, Manhattan Beach is Yuppieville-by-the-Sea, Hermosa is "like Manhattan Beach with frat guys instead of yuppies," and San Pedro is... well, there's another place that's tried to change its image and managed only to make things worse.

So El Segundo's going to spend about $4.1 million to fix things up, some of which is needed- there are structural problems that needed attention years ago- and some of which isn't going top make a difference. I've seen it elsewhere, in the hopeful urban renewal projects of Paterson and Camden and Bridgeport and Oakland and a thousand places you'd never consider going to visit in a million years, in the mistaken impression that putting an aquarium in a rundown neighborhood or closing off a shabby street from traffic to create a "mall" would bring people in to spend money. It rarely works- what DOES work is when artists and musicians and other cash-poor people move in and start their own scenes. But that won't happen in El Segundo, cursed to be not shabby or cheap enough for the arts crowd yet sitting there with a terminal main street.

And that's what El Segundo's problem is- its main street is terminal. You don't ever see downtown El Segundo if you're not specifically headed there as a destination. It's a dead end. You'd have to reroute Sepulveda Blvd. or the 405 through downtown to get anyone to go there. Since that won't happen, the best course of action would be to patch what needs fixing and accepting that downtown El Segundo isn't Rodeo Drive, isn't Old Town Pasadena, isn't anything but a local Main Street for local people offering the kind of thing that won't bring 'em in from the Valley or Orange County, but will serve the locals nicely. And there are worse images to have. Ask Oakland.




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Another example of the kind

Another example of the kind of stuff I've been on about lately: if the Boston Celtics could hit their free throws down the stretch, they'd have won Game 4 in regulation, or at least in the first overtime. They didn't hit the free throws, they didn't win in regulation, they didn't win in the first overtime, they didn't win.

Toldja.




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All I can say about

All I can say about the guy suing to force Oreos out of California kids' mouths- you will not take my Oreos. You'll have to pry them from my cold etc. Give me Oreos or give me etc. You don't mess with Oreos. Trans-fatty acids, feh- we've been eating that crap for, what, a century? And life expectancy has done what? That's right- we live longer. And happier. If anything, we should be making sure our kids eat Oreos. There should be a Snack Food Pyramid- Oreos at the top, Doritos and fudge pops and M&Ms in the middle, fries and In 'n' Out and Bassett's chocolate chip on a sugar cone filling it out.

Healthy? Happy. And happy's the harder part to achieve. Let that lawyer and his friends eat tofu and rice cakes and sit around listening to Leonard Cohen records while discussing Sylvia Plath. I'll be the one with the Ring Dings and Twizzlers and Crunch bars and Newcastle Brown Ale. Which party would YOU rather be invited to?




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May 13, 2003

Maybe it's me.Maybe I'm the

Maybe it's me.

Maybe I'm the one who's culturally out of touch, but I saw the first "Matrix" and I thought, OK, decent movie, great effects, the usual embarrassing wooden Keanu, enjoyable. And then I walked out of the theater and forgot about it. I haven't been waiting with drooling anticipation for the new one, haven't been camping out or buying tickets in advance. I'll see it when there's nothing better to do, maybe this weekend, maybe the next, maybe when the DVD comes out. Is that so wrong?

But wait, you say, you're not a 16 year old boy. 16 year old boys are the target, so that's who's lining up. Maybe so, but I wasn't lining up for any movies when I was that age- I did go see "Star Wars," but weeks after it came out. OK, I'll admit, I was queued up for the first "Star Trek" movie, but not because I wanted to see it- everyone from my school was going, and I tagged along because it was the last movie to be screened at the old, majestic Fox Theater on Market Street in Philadelphia and I wanted to see a movie there before it got torn down. All I remember from that evening was feeling and hearing the Market-Frankford Subway rumbling under my seat. (That's my story and I'm sticking to it) I love movies, always have, but I've never felt that excited about a movie.

So I won't be around for the big "Matrix" opening or reopening or whatever it is. You won't have to save me a seat. Something tells me I won't be missing too much. It's a Keanu Reeves movie, after all.




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May 14, 2003

The beach ball materialized around

The beach ball materialized around the bottom of the second, somewhere in the pavilion seats out beyond right-center. Red, white, and blue, it popped up from the thicket of fans, bounced back from the third row to the eighth, then further towards right field, up, back to the middle, then, quickly, too quickly, inexorably, over the rail and into the Atlanta bullpen, where it disappeared behind the yellow box seats and never returned.

Batting a beach ball around an audience is, in sports, a strictly baseball affair. You don't see it in basketball, or hockey, or football. (Beach ball plus Raider fans would equal a very, very bad situation) You'll see it in baseball, especially in a place like Los Angeles where the crowd is more easily distracted. Like the Wave (not a native L.A. abomination, actually, but it might as well be), the beach ball infuriates purists, who would prefer that fans sit there and pay attention, analyzing each pitch as Kaz Ishii takes every single hitter in the Atlanta lineup- yes, even Robert Fick- to a full count as the night wears on towards midnight. But the reason the beach ball shows up at the ballpark and not for other sports is simple- what makes baseball unique, its own internal pace that doesn't involve a clock or a prescribed time period, makes it easily ignored even when it's right in front of you.

That's a charitable way to say it's boring.

Hey, listen, I love baseball. Always have, always will. But let's be honest here- do you sit and watch the game intently? Do the players? That would be "no" on both counts. It really hit home last night at Dodger Stadium- I caught wind that the Lakers had made a furious comeback and there were only two minutes left in that game, and at about the same time the Dodgers started to mount a scoring threat, with a couple of guys on base. I decided to slip into the press box cafeteria, where they had the Laker game on TV, and stood there, just a short walk from a close major league game in progress, watching basketball. Several other members of the media chose to do the same, which is to be expected. But with about 20 seconds left, I was joined by...

...Tommy Lasorda.

Mr. Dodger Blue, a baseball icon, synonymous with the game, decided to bail on the baseball for a few minutes to watch the Lakers. The Dodger game was still going- runners, if I recall correctly, at first and third- and Tommy Lasorda himself decided to catch the more exciting action.

I don't know what you do to fix this- I don't know if you CAN do anything about it- but put yourself in a typical 14 or 15 year old's place. You have PlayStation and GameBoy, "Vice City" and "NBA Live 2003." You have MTV and a zillion channels, many targeted right at you. You have VCRs and PVRs so that your favorite show is always on. You have the Net and MP3 players and a million and one things to occupy your time. You've known nothing but fast paced entertainment and fast food and fast everything. Are you gonna sit there for three and a half hours watching a game like baseball?

So you get the video board blooper reels and ultra-loud music, and, every few innings, you get the beach ball. Don't like it? Neither do I, but it's the beach ball or its empty stands devoid of the young casual fans. Take the beach ball and learn to love it- it may be all that stands between the game you love and extinction.




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May 15, 2003

Some people travel well- they

Some people travel well- they spend no time worrying about arriving at the airport on time, they don't think about the worst-case scenarios, they don't worry about the weather, they just go. I can't do that. Oh, I try to act like it's no big deal, and I've always traveled extensively for business, so I know HOW to travel the nonchalant, businesslike, "right" way. I KNOW how. I don't DO it.

Travel, for me, goes like this:

    1. Book everything well in advance.
    2. Forget everything.
    3. A few days before the trip, think, "am I supposed to be going someplace one of these days? Oh, yeah..."
    4. Immediately get nervous. Queasiness sets in.
    5. Wait until the last minute to pack. Pack way too much. Dither over which shirts to bring.
    6. Go to sleep way too late.
    7. Get up way too early.
    8. Rush out of house, forget something.
    9. Drive to airport, wondering what was forgotten.
    10. Arrive at terminal way too early.
    11. Kill time with newspaper.
    12. Fly.
    13. Encounter difficulties getting luggage, finding cab/rental car shuttle.
    14. Hit hopeless traffic.
    15. Find hotel, check in, turn on TV, collapse.
    16. Do whatever it is trip was taken to accomplish.
    17. Repeat steps 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13.

And now you know what my weekend will be like.




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May 16, 2003

Well, whaddya know. I made

Well, whaddya know. I made it across the country without incident, a little turbulence along the way but not too bad. I'm now on east coast time for a couple of days, so bear with me.

Proper postings later. Thanks for your patience.




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New York: some self-indulgent observations

New York: some self-indulgent observations at Ground Zero

It's a year and a half later, a little longer than that, to be accurate, and a lot of things in the area have returned to an approximation of the way things were before then. Offices are back to work, people are shopping and eating and working out and going to the movies, and there's this big gouge taken right out of the middle.

I know, another overwrought Ground Zero column by some emotional hack. You'll have to bear with me for a moment.

I came back to Lower Manhattan for a conference. They decided to hold it in a hotel a block from where the towers were, which annoyed me for a couple of reasons- first, it's a little far from most of the things I like to visit in the city, a long subway ride or an expensive cab ride. Second, I didn't want to be reminded. But I went anyway, and, while the Guys in Suits held a cocktail party, I bailed and decided to take a walk to see what was left of what I remembered.

The World Financial Center is populated again, although a lot of the part facing the towers emains empty and in a state of suspended "under construction." The part where the restaurants are, where I remember grabbing a Cosi sandwich before catching the subway to Yankee Stadium, is back to normal and reasonably busy for a Friday night, but the big glass-domed hall with the spectacular staircase where they held the concerts, while it's open and the concerts are back, seems to be only an approximation of its former self, the room oddly quiet on a Friday evening, the cleaned-up stairs looking almost unfinished, reaching up to... well, they used to reach up to the Twin Towers, but now they just seem to go nowhere. The boats still rock in the marina, people trudge against the stiff breeze and misty drizzle while a few hardy volleyball players practice in conditions the polar opposite of those back home. But this is on the river side, where you can look across past the Circle Line boats and the ferries to the skyline of Jersey City- it has a skyline, now, an impressive one- and Hoboken and Ellis Island, and you can forget for a minute what's a block behind you.

What's back there still packs an emotional wallop- right here, so many people died. Right here. They were here, now they're gone- but you expect that, and even the whistle-clean state of Ground Zero and the nice new fence with the official memorial plaques instead of that messy, emotional, emotionally messy makeshift memorial stuff that used to be there don't hide the horror or lessen the pain. It's still possible to pause, look, think right here, there was that Borders store, and you could take the escalator down to the concourse right by the subway gate and the lottery stand and all those people died and look, there's one of those light poles that used to be in the plaza but there's only half of it left and feel it like a punch in the gut. The weird thing I immediately noticed was that the buildings immediately across the street from the towers on the west and east side were relatively unscathed and returning to their previous state, but the buildings across the street to the north and south took it hard. There are several buildings with facades that just got ripped right off the frame, and they're still there with netting holding the debris back. Others are gone- the Amish Market with the great baked goods, the building just across from the concourse entrance with the dispirited-looking lunch patio about two floors up, the pizza place and the little bodega next to it, all gone. But the department store across Church Street is open and looks exactly as it did on 9/10, and the Millenium Hilton is, too- there's a bar facing Ground Zero, and if I was the manager of that hotel, I think I might move it. Clubs have opened a block away, a hip-hop crowd hanging outside one, a trendy sign above another- but it's otherwise quiet at night, just the way it used to be.

However tentatively, life has returned to the neighborhood. Soon, the new complex will be built, and it'll have a nice big memorial in the middle and shopping and restaurants and for a while, maybe decades, people will pause and remember 9/11 and remember where they were when they heard what was happening and there will be tears. And sometime after that, when the survivors are dead and their children are old and new generations take their places, you wonder whether they'll understand what the memorial's all about and what happened and how it profoundly changed some things and didn't change other things and life will go on. That's what happened with Pearl Harbor, known to the Youth of America as a bad war movie with that guy and that other guy and a Baldwin. It always happens. That's not all bad- it's a sign that no terrorist act can stop the human spirit and they can't take our way of life away from us and all that. I just hope that when the history books or videos or datastreams of the future teach about this place, they leave in the part about the market and the pizza shop and the sad little patio and how, in a moment of madness, the things in our life we take for granted can be taken from us. I'll never have lunch in that market again, never grab a slice at the pizza place before catching the subway across the street. It's not as profound as the loss of lives, but they took that from me. A year and a half later, that still makes me mad.




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May 17, 2003

New York: a day in

New York: a day in Theater 4

My world today was a blur of guys in suits. I'm at a convention, a talk radio "seminar" in New York, and while I've been told that I'm good at these things, I tend to feel a little uncomfortable at stuff like this. I feel more comfortable at funerals- at a funeral, I know what to say, which is nothing. At a convention, it's more uncomfortable- I never know what to say to whom without appearing to be in incoherent idiot. I also never know who'll even remember who I am. I have to be here to show my face and represent my publication to the industry, and I guess I've managed (by longevity or by the attrition of others) to become reasonably well known and/or important in the business. (Obviously, it must not be very hard to do so) But I still feel concurrently invisible- I don't know that many people all that well- and like I'm sticking out like a sore thumb- I look different (no suit, ever), I feel different, and I have that paranoid-delusional sense that everyone's watching me (and thinking I'm an idiot). Lately, I've been reacting to this social discomfort by bolting from the scene, walking out the door and disappearing, but I'm aware how that's just avoiding the issue. I watched some people do the convention thing- always gladhanding, talking to everyone, carrying themselves with aplomb- but that's not me. I'm more the nervous type, always waiting for someone to find me out and get security to escort me out the door, probably like in cartoons when they grab you by the shirt, haul you by the collar to the door, and dump you on the doorstep.

They never did find me out, so I made it to the end of the day without, I think, embarrassing myself too much. Then the conference ended and I walked out into the chilly New York twilight for freedom and a decent corned beef sandwich.




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