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A guy dies working on (and under) his car. Maybe it’s time to let someone else do the dirty work. (Source: WPVI-TV/Philadelphia)

The Phoenix Zoo is honoring some local kiddie TV heroes, and it’s about time. (Source: KPHO-TV-KTVK/Phoenix)

Ocean City, NJ is NOT banning thongs. Crisis averted. (Source: NJ Advance Media/NJ.com)

This year’s list of the worst college dorms in America is out. (Source: NJ Advance Media/NJ.com)

Back-to-School season is here. Ugh. (Source: Philadelphia Inquirer)

Some new Audis, in some towns, will alert you in advance when traffic lights are going to turn green. I’m not sure this is a good idea. (Source: KABC-TV/Los Angeles)

In Japan, you can rent a middle-aged man for about nine bucks an hour. No, not for what you think. (Source: CNN)

An article advocates for the mid-career sabbatical, or early retirement. Nice idea if you have more money than you know what to do with. The rest of us…. (Source: Bloomberg via Los Angeles Times)

A woman is suing Canada Dry over the lack of ginger in its ginger ale. It ain’t health food, you know. (Source: Today Show/NBC)

To delete old tweets or not to delete? That is the question. (Source: Philadelphia Inquirer)