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June 25, 2006

SUNDAY GYP: A SHORT DVD REVIEW

I'm tired and worked all day, so I'm going to make things easy on myself with a brief review of "Glory Road," which we watched last night on DVD. Here goes: if you've seen any sports movie where the plucky underdog eventually triumphs, you've seen this one. Written by Script-O-Matic, includes the obligatory montage of wins (with newspaper headlines galore), the obligatory scene where something terrible happens that brings the team together, the obligatory home crisis, and the obligatory radio-announcer-is-for-some-reason-being-broadcast-over-the-PA-in-the-arena scenes. It's okay, but, really, they couldn't pack more cliches into a couple of hours if they tried. And, really, it wasn't necessary to fudge the timeline to make it seem as though Coach Haskins was coaching a girls' high school team one year and winning the NCAAs the next, because that's not what happened.

And why was there no actual footage of the real games included as extras on the DVD? Was someone too cheap to license the footage? (There IS footage, because I've seen it)

Glad I didn't waste any money seeing it in the theater. Now, if you'lll excuse me, "Entourage" is coming on in a few minutes...


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June 26, 2006

CAN'T BREAK THAT NASTY HABIT

Patterico cancelled his L.A. Times subscription over the report on the government's bank tracking to keep tabs on terrorists. It made me consider whether I ought to dump my subscription, too, as much because I don't really like the paper in general as for the report.

I decided that, no, I'll keep the subscription. Why? Here's a list of the reasons why I keep taking the Times even though it drives me crazy:

1. I can read the sports and comics over lunch. Much easier than setting up the laptop on the kitchen table.

2. "Get Fuzzy" and "Pearls Before Swine." And "Lio." Sure, I can read them online, but it's easier on paper. (The first two are also in the other paper we get, the Daily Breeze)

3. You can't crumble up a T.J. Simers column online.

4. Coupons, coupons, coupons.

5. Er... that's it.

And that's more than for the Daily Breeze, to which we subscribe because, well, it's the local paper. Not that there's much local news in it. The only "local" columnist doesn't even live in the South Bay and writes pap about light topics and national news when he's not filling at least one column a week with reader e-mail. And the editorials on national topics are actually editorials from its sister paper in San Diego. The thing's worthless and useless, but we have a sort of blind loyalty to it because it's ours. Too bad it sucks.

But I have no doubt that at some point we'll just cut back to the Sunday paper (for the coupons) and maybe all the way. And that's because the papers are giving me no strong reason for me to bother buying them. Great writing? Not anymore- the Times has columnists like Steve Lopez, who appears to be rewriting the same faux "man o' the (mostly homeless) people" columns he wrote for the Philadelphia Inquirer, a bunch of predictable op-ed writers, an even more predictable lean to the left in news coverage, and nothing else that I can't get elsewhere. The Daily Breeze can be read in its entirety in 2 minutes, less if you skip the wire stories you've already seen online. In 2006, I expect more for my 50 cents. I expect things I can't get otherwise. Forget about the encroachment of new media and the explosion of "citizen journalists" for a moment- just give me a reason to buy your paper.

Is that too much to ask? And can you blame me if I follow Patterico out the door?


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June 27, 2006

RUNNING ON FUMES AGAIN

This longish weekend coming up cannot come soon enough for me. I have nothing left in the tank. Writing today was like pulling teeth- I never did get The Letter done (it'll have to wait until tomorrow), and I spent too much time staring at the screen. Plus there was the entertainment of searching several locations in the hospital for my sunglasses, which turned up (after a long search) under my car seat- after disgustedly driving off in full squint, I heard a familiar rattle, and there they were.

On the bright side, I'm physically exhausted.

OK, that's not the bright side. The bright side is that the Phillies didn't lose today. (Rained out, but we have to take whatever we can get)

I know, I'm completely dry. Maybe I'll get it together in time for tomorrow.


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June 28, 2006

IT ISN'T BECAUSE THEY'RE GETTING CLOBBERED AGAIN TONIGHT BY THE ORIOLES. BUT THAT ISN'T HELPING, EITHER

This is what it's like to be a Philly sports fan:

The Phillies: I don't have to explain how bad it's gotten.

The Eagles: Not on the way up.

The Sixers: The A.I. era's sputtering to a conclusion with one Finals appearance to show for it. Semi-rebuilding with no clear plan. Rodney Carney? Inconsistent, great athlete, will sit behind Iguodala. Lottery bound again.

The Flyers: There's still hockey? Sorry, hadn't noticed.

After the Myers incident, I had a fleeting- just fleeting- thought that maybe the Phillies didn't deserve my loyalty. That was the first time the thought had crossed my mind. Ever. I'm not saying I WOULD bail on a Philadelphia team, but, well, I thought about it, and after the way the management "handled" the situation, you can't blame me. And if I bail on the Phils, it would be easy to bail on the Igs and Sixers, too. I can't- not yet- but I feel like those Detroit Lions fans who eBayed their loyalty to the highest bidder.

Who would I root for if not for the Philly teams? Haven't gotten to that point yet. Not saying I will. No longer saying it's impossible. Thanks, Dave Montgomery, Charlie Manuel, Pat Gillick, Brett Myers et al. You may drive me into the arms of- perish the thought- the Dodgers after all.


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June 29, 2006

TODAY'S GOOD EXCUSE

The time I would have spent writing was instead occupied with a sewer blockage.

Whose idea was it to buy a house? I miss complaining to the landlord.


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June 30, 2006

THE BREEZE AND I

My local papers are on the block. It's a daily in an affluent suburban area plus a twice-weekly in an incredibly affluent area and a weekly in the beach towns, and there's little local competition- no daily, a weak weekly heavy on entertainment news, no local radio, cable divided among a few different systems. It should be a gold mine, but Copley's managed to get far less from these properties than you'd expect.

Who'll be the new owner? There aren't a lot of candidates. Tribune can't- it owns the Times, and besides the antitrust considerations, the Times is in enough trouble. Gannett? Too far from any other Gannett papers, although it IS possible. McClatchy? Too small, and they'll be digesting Knight Ridder for a while. Lee? Not enough growth potential. Cox? Owns the cable system in Palos Verdes and they don't appear to be in the market for more papers anymore. Media General? Buying TV, not papers.

Nope, it's down to Dean Singleton and Freedom, and Freedom seems more interested in Orange County proper than anything nearby, so it's all up to Singleton. Judging by the papers he owns in the area- the Daily News, Long Beach Press-Telegram, the Pasadena-Whittier-San Gabriel Valley papers- he'd strip the Breeze until it's a vessel for "repurposed" Daily News stories, canned features, and classified ads. Journalism would not be Job One. The Palos Verdes 2x-weekly would probably go the way of the old San Pedro News-Pilot: one page a few times a week in a zoned Breeze. We'd be down to precious little local news in the paper, and, combined with little coverage from local cable and practically none from the Times or local radio and TV (unless someone gets killed or into a high-speed chase), that would mean a substantial population with, for all intents and purposes, no local news.

It doesn't have to be this way, and if someone with a vision buys the papers, perhaps it won't. Herewith, humbly, may I submit some things any sharp buyer of the Daily Breeze, Palos Verdes Peninsula News, and Beach Reporter should know before walking through the door on Torrance Boulevard:

1. The reason the Breeze's circulation is so anemic is because it's barely a local paper. Count the number of purely local stories. It has gotten better in the last year or so, but the paper is still filled with national and international news, stuff from the sister/parent paper in San Diego (including editorials- it's disconcerting to go down to San Diego, pick up a U-T, read it, come home, and, a few days later, read the same editorial, published as if it came from the local editorial board)... in other words, stuff you can get anywhere else. Both the Breeze and the PV News seem to think that just running a lot of prep sports articles in the sports section's plenty enough local news- just paste a picture of sunset off Redondo on the front page or a kid licking an ice cream cone on the Strand and you're all good. You're not. Give people something local that they can't get elsewhere- that means ANYTHING local- and they'll subscribe. Don't, and you get what you have now- most people don't get it, because you can brush through the whole thing in 3 minutes or less.

2. In the same vein, get local columnists. The current star columnist in the Breeze- the ONLY local columnist- doesn't even live here. And he fills at least one column a week with reader e-mails (they write FOR him), and the rest with the kind of wishy-washy old-fart 50s liberal stuff that went out of style 40 years ago. Lots of befuddled "these kids today" stuff that appeals to the same folks who still read "Blondie." Get younger, get relevant, get local.

3. You are not buying a newspaper. Get out of that mindset. You are buying a news gathering and reporting infrastructure. The press and distribution model is doomed, but you can't look at what you're buying as locked into that sheaf of newsprint that someone is forever trying to stick into my face when I walk into Ralphs, offering a low-price trial as if there's anyone in town who isn't aware what's in that paper. You know the future is online, sure, but don't stop there. There's no local TV? Give reporters video cameras and make your own newscast. But that's not what a paper does? Ask WDEL in Wilmington, Delaware what it is, and "AM radio station" is now only part of it- because Delaware has no local commercial TV newscast, they started their own- you can get it as a podcast, too- and it's pretty damn impressive, and they're making money with it. No local radio? Create an audio newscast, podcast it, loop it and stream it. Newspaper, website, online streaming audio, video- there should not be a limit on what you do with the material you generate. THAT'S the real future.

4. While you still feel the need to print a hard copy version of the thing, make it more attractive, more fun, more readable. Think tabloid, not in reporting but in appearance. Or that Berliner size they use in the UK. It's 2006, and the papers look like it's 1973, even after last year's redesign. They're ugly and unwieldy. Go wild and use lots of color and modern design elements. Check out the tabloid versions of the "quality" UK papers, check out the Philadelphia Daily News, look at alt-weeklies. Don't just throw a stack of paper on my driveway at 4 am- give me something I'll be eager to look at, something FUN to look at.

5. More comics, please.

I know, of course, that what we'll probably get is the Dean Singleton strip job- incredibly thin paper, mostly canned stuff, a standardized, ugly tabloid entertainment insert ("U"), and, ultimately, something you get only when you're looking for a car or a job. But a guy can dream, can't he?


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July 1, 2006

EVERYTHING'S COMING BACK TO ME

YouTube is an amazing resource for now, before the copyright wolves come knocking. I especially love the retro commercials and IDs people are posting, and some of them truly bring back memories. Take the one linked here (they don't have a direct blog-linking system for Movable Type yet):

When that commercial and jingle- really, any Levis spot- hit TV airwaves in the early 70's, you knew it was about to be Back to School time. They'd start airing in early August; that meant it was time to head to the Army-Navy store, to Bamberger's, to Alexanders and Korvettes and Great Eastern and Two Guys and get the clothes and the notebooks and the paper and pencils and stuff. It made Summer go too quickly.

I'm not in school anymore, and I live where Summer kinda hangs around most of the year, but one look at this commercial and it felt like August 1972 all over again.


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