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August 12, 2007

ROKY ERICKSON AND CURLY JOE DE RITA, TOGETHER AGAIN

I could write a full entry tonight, but I've been thinking of blowing off Sundays here anyway because of the work load I've somehow assumed on the Day of Rest. But thanks to Cartoon Brew, I can link you to a great -- spectacular -- entry on WFMU's indispensable weird-music "Beware of the Blog" about Hanna-Barbera Records, a long entry with great pictures that includes murder, suicide, the Three Stooges, Frankie and Annette, the Thirteenth Floor Elevators, Squiddly Diddly, a load of classic sixties garage band punks and soul singers, Bill Dana as Jose Jimenez, Scatman Crothers, the Avengers theme, Louis Prima, Paul Frees singing, and the genesis of Three Dog Night, all on the same page and in the space of three short years. And, yes, they did release Pebbles and Bamm Bamm singing "Open Up Your Heart And Let The Sun Shine In." The cover of "The Jon and Robin Elastic Event" is worth the price of admission.

If you're anything like me, you want to check the entry out now. So do it. Click here. You're welcome.

And if that's not enough, the very same blog has a great entry with links to YouTube clips from, and with, Merv Griffin, God rest his soul. Click here for that. We -- Fran and me -- will never forget running into Merv in a men's store in Palm Desert a few years ago, Merv in a flowing white gauzy caftan and toting a teacup dog. We exchanged pleasantries -- "oh, are you going over to the Arts Festival? It's wonderful this year!" -- and that was it. He had grown, um, large, and was much more out than you'd see on TV, but he seemed like a genuinely nice guy. They don't make shows like "The Merv Griffin Show" anymore.


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August 13, 2007

THE BASEBALL CARD CHRONICLES: SPECIAL GUEST STARS

The 1974 Topps baseball card set had celebrities galore. But not necessarily baseball celebrities.

Heavyweight terror Mike Tyson!

Former L.A. Mayor Tom Bradley!

Oscar winner George (C.) Scott!

Dancer Bill Robinson!

Daryl Hall's shadow John Oates!

NBA great Bill Russell!

Campaign issue Willie Horton!

Actor Ed Herrmann!

Elmore Leonard (and Quentin Tarantino)'s Jackie Brown!

Philadelphia weatherman (and father of "Angel") Dave Roberts!

Replacements guitarist Bob Stinson!

And Chuck Taylor!

It's like an especially mutant "Merv Griffin Show" lineup.

(Yes, it's silly. Silly is what I'm about at the moment)


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August 14, 2007

THE BASEBALL CARD CHRONICLES: SOME GUYS I REMEMBER

Another day with no time, so here are a few uncategorizable (is that a word?) items from the 1974 Topps set:

Here's Rich Troedson of the... er, wait a minute, was Washington even in the majors in 1974? No, they were not. You'll recall that in the winter of 1973-74, the San Diego Padres, failing in The Most Liveable City In The World, were about to bail to D.C. Topps pulled the trigger too quickly, issued some Padres players' cards with this identification (and the curious "NAT'L LEA." abbreviation in quotes), then recalled them, but it was too late, and a few got out, including this one, to me. I couldn't get a player anyone could identify, of course. I got Rich Troedson.

It's the Stork! Everybody loved George Theodore because he just did not look like a ballplayer. He was all arms and legs and, well, a stork. He didn't play long -- a broken hip after running into Don Hahn in the outfield in '73 took care of that. But here's confirmation of his Wikipedia entry about what it says on the back of this card:

George likes marshmallow milkshakes! I trust that's still true.

In honor of the passing of the Scooter, Phil Rizzuto, here's the player who most represents the Yankees of my childhood to me:

Mickey Mantle. Joe DiMaggio. Roger Maris. Celerino Sanchez.

Yeah, that fits.

Finally...

No, Tito. The band goes on first, THEN the cap. You see... ah, forget it.


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August 15, 2007

THE BASEBALL CARD CHRONICLES: FASHION VICTIMS (PLUS BONUS BAT-WIELDING VIOLENCE)

First, before our feature attraction, a tribute to Jose Offerman:

I particularly like this Marichal card because it shows the kick, which would be what everyone would remember first about him if not for his application of bat to John Roseboro's head. It's nice to see Mr. Offerman (a former Phillie) use lessons learned from an all-time great against another former Phillie (Matt Beech). I just love independent minor league baseball.

And now, for the main event, a warning: as a young man, you want to conform to current fashion trends, but if there are cameras around, you get immortalized. For example:

Jim McGlothlin was a guy of whose cards I always got many multiples every year. He was a particularly fresh-faced, clean-cut guy on his cards when he played for the Angels and Reds. On this card, he had sprouted some major sideburn action, big red hedges on his face. Sadly, it was his last card, and even more sadly, it was because he had been diagnosed with leukemia. He passed away the next year, 1975, at the age of 32. There's an article about him from Time Magazine in 1967 here and his obit from the New York Times here. Sad story.

This guy has the full Van Nuys going on: porn 'stache, too much hair. But Red Sox fans don't care about that for two reasons, the '75 series, game six, and because a large percentage of the crowd at Fenway still looks like this. (By the way, something interesting about early 70s Topps cards: they had players looking up so you couldn't see the fronts of their caps, probably because they did such a crappy job of airbrushing new logos onto the caps when a guy was traded in the off-season. It would be many years before Photoshop)

Oscar Gamble's 'fro was beyond memorable. That picture does it no justice. This one does:

And this gives you the full cap/helmet effect:

When he went to the Yankees, he got a haircut. But despite a decent and lengthy career, all anyone remembers him for is the 'fro. He could have hit .400 and 600 homers and you'd still remember the hair. He WAS the 70's.

Tip: when it's Card Picture Day, take a quick look in the mirror first, lest:

I shouldn't make fun of him. He a) lives somewhere around here and b) is a freelance writer, kinda like... me. And you don't want to see any pictures of me from 1974.


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August 16, 2007

THIS WEEK'S "THE LETTER": PRIDE OF OWNERSHIP

This week's All Access newsletter tries to tie in two topics, technology and the idea of talk radio stations "owning a topic," and does so in a particularly incoherent manner:

I was reading a blog about new media -- stop rolling your eyes! -- and I saw an item about something a small newspaper did that got me wondering why radio stations aren't doing something similar. Here's what the paper did: after the bridge collapse, with everyone wondering about the bridges and roads and infrastructure in their own towns, the paper decided to ask readers to tell them about dodgy-looking bridges and buildings and other stuff in their neighborhoods. But they did it through their Web site, and they did it with a new tool that combines Google mapping with another application that lets people zoom in on a problem in town, post information, and send the tip to the newspaper for coverage. Simple, extremely effective, and the paper ends up owning the topic, because readers know that the paper is the go-to place for information about it.

Did you do something like that with the infrastructure topic? Do you do that with any topic? It's not just talking about a topic, it's OWNING a topic. And that's a critical difference between a run-of-the-mill talk station and a dominant talk station.

Owning a topic means that whenever something happens, people will instinctively turn to you for information. It means that listeners know that they'll not only hear everything there is to know about what's going on, but that they'll be able to contribute to the conversation, too. It's not just setting up the topic and opening the phones, it's making your station the nerve center. It's not just complaining, it's rallying, it's getting politicians on the line and demanding action, it's doing your homework so that you have answers and a plan for every issue. It is hard work, but it pays off.

And now there are tools to help you dominate a topic even more. But that raises another issue: how much does your Web site suck? Most radio Web sites do. As consultant Holland Cooke notes in his "10 Questions With..." interview this week, they're often just brochures for the station. Some have news headlines, too, which is a start, and maybe a poll. But why aren't you doing something like that newspaper did? Why isn't there an interactive map on your site where people can post their observations about crumbling bridges and abandoned eyesores, or, for that matter, their favorite places to visit or spots where traffic lights are needed or where police blotter items are happening? Why isn't there a place where people can post video of things happening around your market? Why isn't there a regularly updated blog with additional information about every topic you do? Why are most radio Web sites corporate cookie cutter sales kits which haven't been updated since early 2003?

Money is not an excuse. That map thing was done by a paper with a newsroom staff of 25 people. Someone around your building, or their kids, can update your site without too much trouble or expense. And if you have to throw a few bucks at someone to do it, well, consider it a new cost of doing radio business, and tell the sales staff it's one of them new-fangled NTR opportunities they keep reading about in the RAB brochures. It's a matter of keeping your station relevant and in the thick of the news. And if you do it right, for any topic, it'll give you tons of material for that OTHER highly interactive medium you have at your disposal: talk radio.

More information is available on the Internets. Specifically, you can find the blog item I saw here at Jeff Jarvis' Buzz Machine blog. But this isn't a Buzz Machine newsletter, this is an All Access News-Talk-Sports newsletter, so remember that you can find topics galore for your show and station at All Access' Talk Topics column. THAT'S the plug. And here's more of the plug: this week in Talk Topics, you'll find items about a guy being saved from choking by a car crash, another guy who's donated 30 gallons of blood (not all at once), how anyone can get your cell phone number (and why you're almost powerless to do anything about it), strife among the Violent Femmes, why it's hard to be The Cheeseman these days, a gruesome way to scam insurers and hospitals, why middle-aged businessmen are getting plastic surgery, how Reggie the Alligator almost went AWOL again, a reality show on which you don't want to appear, a "deadly toilet-seat squabble," the bat-wielding rage of Jose Offerman, a stirring tribute to the late Stanley Myron Handleman, bee attacks, and Abraham Lincoln's secret shame, plus the sacred eggplant, the naked swimmer, lots of politics and weather and earthquake trouble, and Ron Jeremy. And if that's not enough, you'll get a provocative "10 Questions With..." the aforementioned Holland Cooke and the rest of All Access with news and music and columns and message boards and ratings and jobs and much more, all for the low, low price of free.

I'd insert the usual last joke in here, but it's way too hot to come up with anything funny right now, as you can tell. Let's hope next week's cooler.


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August 17, 2007

SHORT STUFF: I THOUGHT COMIC-CON WAS LAST MONTH

I was queued up to pay for my Charleston Chews and Benadryl ("Breakfast of Champions!") at the Rite-Aid when the young couple in front of me giggled and I took a look at them. She: short, muffin-top, giggly, clutching a package of condoms. He: Chris Griffin.

No, really. You see cartoon characters, and some are so broadly drawn, you think that nobody could possibly look like that in real life. "Family Guy"'s Chris Griffin is one of those characters: rotund, no chin, droopy eyes, droopy hair, unkempt, spotty. He can't be based on a real guy.

But there he was, groping his girlfriend's butt, droning on about the states he'd visited, chortling, his blond hair drooping in front of his spotty face and non-chin. If he'd started talking about the evil monkey in his closet, I would not have been shocked. Uncanny.

I suppose it's a good thing they were buying condoms, though. I don't want to contemplate the results if they procreate.


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August 18, 2007

MERV AND RIZZUTO, TOGETHER AGAIN

I love how quickly YouTube users react.

Remembering Merv:

And Scooter:

On the other hand, nobody posted any clip of Troy Aikman making a comment about not looking between your legs because it makes it hard, or something like that, on the Fox NFL telecast Friday night. It threw Joe Buck for a second. Surprised nobody's posted that yet.


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