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August 19, 2007

FAITH, LACK OF

After games like last night and today, why are you still a Phillies fan?

I don't know. I guess I'm stuck.

But you moved across the country. You live in L.A. Why not just switch to the Dodgers or Angels?

Can't.

Why not?

Don't know.

That's stupid.

Maybe, but I couldn't show my face in Philadelphia again if I switched now.

So what?

Don't know. But I guess I just expect them to break my heart. It's the way of the Phillies. And the Eagles, Sixers, Flyers, and Villanova, with limited exceptions. You sign on as a Philadelphia sports fan, you're signing on for pain. Could I bail on them? No, I don't think I can. I've invested too much to bail now. I went all-in many years ago. I can't even really root 100% for the local soccer team -- not even with Beckham playing now -- because Philly might someday get another team.

That's pathetic.

No, Yoel Hernandez is pathetic. Charlie Manuel's managing is pathetic. Ryan Howard going back to serial strikeouts is pathetic. Losing two of three to the Pirates is pathetic. You want pathetic? Philadelphia sports fans know pathetic. We are intimately involved with pathetic. We are pathetic by association and in that we care so passionately about teams that aren't worth the passion. And we are pathetic because, year after year after year, we go into each season hoping that, somehow, this season will be different. We learn nothing. We keep sticking our hands into the fire, knowing that we will get burned but for some reason doing it again and again.

And all they have to do is win one game and I'll be back on the bandwagon. Must be genetic.


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August 20, 2007

RAYS OR NAY

Here's the dilemma: I'm going to be in Tampa later this week, and I would like, while there, to see a baseball game. I have been to Tropicana Field, so no warnings are necessary -- I know it's, um, a unique experience. But I would like to go anyway. The Oakland A's are in town, so it's a battle of mediocrity vs. worse than mediocrity, a war of the weak, a totally inconsequential game. But I would like to go anyway.

Tickets in the lower bowl between the foul poles are $210 to $22.

$210 for two teams who are out of the running? No.

But even $22 for seats down the line seems steep. $52 behind the plate and a little ways up under the press box is also steep. The upper deck is eight bucks, but unless I can wander downstairs unmolested by ushers, I don't want to sit up there at any price.

I do have alternatives. I COULD pay six bucks and see the Clearwater Threshers and Dunedin Blue Jays up at bland Knology Park in front of a handful of bored retirees, or I could take a ride up Dale Mabry and see the Tampa Yankees take on the Lakeland Tigers before an only slightly larger crowd in a slightly nicer park (I've been there) for three bucks. But in either case, it's low Class A, I don't know who's left on those rosters, and the game's meaningless.

Sort of like the A's-Devil Rays.

So I don't know what to do. I'd prefer seeing the major league game -- if I'm on the road and in a city where a game's going on, I break out in hives if I don't get to go. But we're talking about a team 29 games under .500 hosting a team three games under and 12 games out (10 back for the wild card), and we're talking too damn expensive. What would you do? Bite the bullet, buy a $22 ticket and drift back behind home plate? Buy an $8 ticket and take your chances? Go to see the Phuture Phillies (yeah, right) take on the Baby Blue Jays? Or just go someplace else and drink beer?

This would be far easier if I wasn't a baseball fan. Damn these genetics.


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August 21, 2007

BEWARE THE BLOB

Too busy and too agitated tonight. I'd explain why, but it would only raise my blood pressure again. And it's not even that Cole Hamels is hurt and will miss his turn tomorrow night.

Just... not now. I'll try to impove my mood tomorrow. Can't guarantee anything.


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August 22, 2007

MY INANIMATE OBJECT'S BETTER THAN YOUR INANIMATE OBJECT

The hosts of the podcast were aghast at the deal that made Paramount throw its lot back with the HD-DVD-exclusive group. Why would they do that, they asked, when Blu-Ray is the clear winner? And one of the hosts kept saying "two-to-one, they outsell HD-DVD two-to-one." And I thought, first, who declared a winner? Neither format is selling many DVDs, even with all of those PS3s out there. And, second, who the hell cares? Shouldn't we welcome the opportunity for the "format war" to play out? Who needs an HD player so soon? What's the rush? Check comments on Engadget and Gizmodo and AVS Forums, though, and you get all the fanboys intemperately calling each other names and declaring the righteousness of their particular truth.

And that, sadly, is the way everything gets discussed these days, from politics to the best pizza in Birmingham. The fanboys are taking over. Comic Book Guy is the arbiter of reality. "Well, actually..." are words to live by. People don't just have an opinion, they're more rabid than an Eagles fan when they're playing the Cowboys. But we're talking rooting for a piece of electronics here, just like the Apple fanboys are a little TOO into the Mac and iPhone and anything else Steve Jobs sells them. They suspend all critical faculties. They just, well, root. It's weird.

I can't bring myself to root for a corporation. There are corporations with which I've had better experiences than others, and some I will never patronize again because I feel that I've been burned by them, but I don't root for or against them. They're not sports franchises. If you're not employed by Sony, what's the difference if Blu-Ray "wins" or "loses" or just co-exists with the competition? If you're not employed by Toshiba, what's it to you if HD-DVD gets an exclusive or not? Does it really matter?

I know that the Internet's great strength is that it's a community, an egalitarian community where even a neophyte can be on equal footing with a major studio and post video that millions will watch. That's great. But sometimes, the mob can be depressing in the way it devolves into schoolyard taunting. Blu-Ray fans, HD-DVD devotees, iPhone evangelists, if you're happy with your choice of toy, good for you. But if you're going to fight over it, I'll take a pass. Besides, my upconverting DVD player and my Treo are just fine for now. I can wait for the new toys.


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August 23, 2007

THIS WEEK'S "THE LETTER": ALWAYS GOTTA BRING YOUR A-GAME

Here's this week's hurriedly-dashed-off All Access newsletter, written while frantically packing to get on the road:

I'm fairly convinced sometimes that a lot of radio station managers don't actually listen to their stations. I was further convinced of it when I went running early Sunday morning and heard...

Wait a minute. Early Sunday morning? Are you kidding? Who listens to radio at that hour? NOBODY listens to radio at that hour! Right?

Well, most people don't, perhaps, but SOMEBODY does. I was. And every single one of those people is someone you want to listen at other times during the week. So maybe you're sleeping in at 6 or 7 am on a Sunday, but that doesn't mean someone shouldn't be watching the store. I raise that issue because I heard at least one station sending out two different audio streams at the same time for a while -- I don't know if they had problems at the transmitter or someone didn't completely bulk a tape (does anyone use tape anymore?) -- while others had taped shows with promos and PSAs that weren't firing at the right time and still others had that highly professional and desirable feature of your top talk radio stations everywhere, the infomercial. In the space of an hour and a half, I learned about all sorts of "dietary supplements" that were guaranteed to make me live longer and improve my, um, performance and it was all "secret" because the medical establishment doesn't want me to know about it, or something like that, and if I called right then I'd get not only a three month's supply but, absolutely free, another three months' supply through a "special radio offer." But there were other stations carrying good, live, local programming, even at that hour. Which one do you think listeners will favor? Which one will the listeners think is more professional, more entertaining, more legitimate? Which one do you think they'll come back to when the work week starts?

There is no such thing as a throwaway time slot. Your sales manager may think so, but for programming purposes, there is no throwaway time slot. If you're a programmer, you owe it to your station and yourself to fight for the best programming at all times, whether it's local and you can afford that or syndicated when you can't. Even your public affairs programming should sound good. And if you can't listen 24/7 -- if you actually have a life, or at least a desire to sleep on occasion -- someone should be monitoring what the computer's doing. Every moment of the day is a chance to convince listeners to listen to your station, to put their loyalty in your product. Don't kick that chance away. Tell yourself "aah, it doesn't matter, it's just early Sunday morning" all you want, but if you're not proud of everything your station does -- everything -- then why bother at all?

Yeah, I know, it costs money, the GM won't approve, can't do that. But, somewhere, there's management that isn't so beholden to making Wall Street analysts (who, incidentally, don't know or care what makes good radio) happy that it forgets what's needed to bring listeners in and keep them listening and loyal, who knows that doing so will make its stations stronger not just for this quarter but for years down the road. I know managers like that exist. I've met some. I've seen it in action. It's what makes me keep up hope for the future.

And then I scan my local dial on Sunday mornings and remember how rare that is.

The rest was just the usual ads without the story rundown, so I'll spare you that.


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August 24, 2007

INFORMATION UNDERLOAD

Today's lesson: it is very easy even in this Age of the Internets to go an entire day without knowing what's happening in the news, even if you have Net access and a spiffy little smartphone and radio and TV and everything.

I exaggerate. I actually cranked out material for All Access today. But other than the BREAKING NEWS!!! about some storms passing through the Tampa Bay area, I didn't really catch much of what was going on today. Something happened with Michael Vick and some murderer got sentenced, information I gleaned from the news teases preceding the BREAKING NEWS!!! weather report. But I'm hazy on the details.

That's what I'm like when I'm away from home-hazy on the details. Take the boy out of his comfort zone and you get an inattention to anything other than what time dinner will be and what tomorrow's plans might include. The news? Meh. I'll catch up later.

That's just another way to say I got nothing tonight.

And no, I didn't get to the Devil Rays game tonight. "I don't care" beat "Maybe I'll take a ride across Gandy and see the ballgame" 2-1.


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August 25, 2007

MY INFLUENCE HAS LIMITS

"The Letter" this week -- you can scroll down a couple of days to read it -- talked about my horror at hearing the dreck aired as early-weekend-morning radio and the infomercials and technical gaffes resplendent on the dial. But that was during a 6 am Sunday morning run near Los Angeles, hearing L.A. and San Diego radio. I'm in Tampa at the moment, and... it's worse here. Oh, Lord, is it worse. I ran up Bayshore this morning, and here's what was on the AM dial (forget FM in this part of Tampa, where signals overload the Walkman to such an extent that nothing but the few stations with downtown transmitters are listenable):

Infomercial about Coenzyme Q10
Infomercial about Omega 10 Fish Oil
Fishing Show
Fishing Show
Infomercial about Dietary Supplement
Religion
Religion
Golf Show
Spanish Religion
Spanish Religion
Cuban Interference

And that was it. I would have settled for a gardening show. I don't mind golf or fishing shows, but that was all I could find. Baseball scores? Michael Vick? The latest news talk? Nah. Sorry. My fault for getting up so early.

And radio wonders why people are using their iPods instead of listening to the radio.


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